Worst single of the year?

[bartman]

I'm not usually bothered by differences in people's musical tastes, and am happy that all sorts of music can co-exist in peace and harmony...

But, there's a single out here at the moment that is close to the most annoying thing I have ever heard - even worse than Crazy Frog - and thought it demanded it's own thread.

"My Humps" - Black Eyed Peas. Musically and lyrically attrocious? Thoughts?

BLACK EYED PEAS - "My Humps"

[Fergie] What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
[Will.i.am]She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
[Will.i.am]She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps [x3]
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
[Will.i.am]She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
[Will.i.am]She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
[Will.i.am]She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
[Will.i.am]She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[Will.i.am]So Real
So Real [x16]

 

[choc_soldier]

Yeah, there's that.

And then there's "Catch My Disease" by Ben Lee.

Much of a muchness really.

 

[Big Pete]

My Humps isn't that bad.

I'm not okay - My Chemical Romance
Don't Cha - Pussycat Dolls
Mr. Lonely - Akon
Belly Dancer - Akon
Candy Shop - 50 Cent
In a little bit - 50 Cent
Any other 50 Cent songs
Anything by the Used
Don't Lie - Black Eyed Peas
Pon De Replay - Rhianna
Push the Button - Sugababes

 

[Phillips]

that jessica simpson song, f**k its ordinary

 

[An41]

My Humps isn't that bad.

I'm not okay - My Chemical Romance

Anything by the Used

f**k I hate these 2 bands, I feel like kneeing little kids for listening to them

 

[Phillips]

My Chemical Romance have some great songs...

 

[Godz Illa]

Push the Button - Sugababes

Dude, don't ever diss the Sugababes.

And bartman: http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showthread.php?t=122582

 

[carcharias]

Once upon a time you could differentiate between the songs on the video shows.
Now it's all the same bunch of black dudes throwing hand signals at the camera whilst some pussy whipped excuse for a song is being played.

 

[Manurewa_Marlins]

Anything produced by the Neptunes, Eminem, Jazzy, Swiss Beats, Scott Storch.

 

[NPK]

Once upon a time you could differentiate between the songs on the video shows.
Now it's all the same bunch of black dudes throwing hand signals at the camera whilst some pussy whipped excuse for a song is being played.

Yes! Black guys with mean looks on their faces rapping while 3/4 naked girls dance in the background. They are all the f**king same!

 

[HevyDevy]

If it's in the charts, chances are it's crap.

Who buys singles anyway?

 

[bartman]

Thanks for the link Godz illa, missed that thread. I haven't minded some of the BEP's other songs, but this one just annoys me.

Luckily I haven't had the (dis)pleasure of hearing any of the other songs mentioned in this thread so far, so I guess life's good!

And Hevy, we're not talking buying them... I'd say most people still prefer whole albums? Just unfortunately anything released as a single tends to attract more airplay on radio/tv/passing cars and so gets heard more often. It's all part of the greasy wheels of commerce.

 

[HevyDevy]

Yes, I know

 

[j_tig]

my nominations for worst song of the year:
Don't Cha - Pussycat Dolls
Voodoo Child - Rogue Traders
both songs make me run out of the room if their playing or diving to change it!!!

 

[carcharias]

Voodoo Child - Rogue Traders

I think it's a semi rip off of an Elvis Costello song.
Pump it up .

 

[Big Mick]

My hate songs for this year:

* Dont Cha - Pussycat dolls - If someone is gonna sing lyrics like "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me"...they at least have to be hot...because this group of chicks are f**king ugly moles.
* Anything by the Rogue Traders - "hey...we suck as a band....lets get someone of neighbours...we might sell records...teeny boppers ARE that stupid"
* Your Beautiful - James Blunt - No reason why I don't like it...maybe its too true...or maybe I just hate the guys nasal voice.
* Do you want to - Franz Ferdinand - Maybe not hate...more disappointed than hate...I like Franz and this song really didn't do anything for me...was more disappointed than anything.
* Sitting, waiting, watching - Jack Johnson - I don't like fish.
* Kate DERO - STupid aussie idol winner with the talent of a f**king geniused busker, who would still be more entertaining. Something about her out of proportion head that just sh*ts me to tears.

 

[carcharias]

* Your Beautiful - James Blunt - No reason why I don't like it...maybe its too true...or maybe I just hate the guys nasal voice.

I thought it was a joke when I first heard this blokes voice.
How the fug he got a record contract is beyond me.

 

[Azkatro]

There isn't much on the charts these days that isn't total, unadulterated garbage.

The Veronicas at the grand final were just embarassing.

But those little dinosaur songs are pretty bad as well. What the f**k's the story about a Llama - which is a Peruvian animal - eating sushi in Japan? A story told in German? That has to be one of the most geniused pieces of sh*t I've seen in years.

 

[Raider_69]

BTW i concur with mick

 

[Haynzy]

the worst thing about that stupid Humps tune is my 8 year old daughter walking around singing it :shock: