God-King Dean
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:lol: ***** thread.
:|Old Mother Hubert (Manly) went to the cupboard to fetch rover a bone (Dragons) But ROVER GOT AND DROVE HER AND A F###N BONE OF HIS OWN
That is tops mate.Remote location in the Kimberley. Tired after a massive barramundi session and well pissed. Food so bad I just couldn't risk it. 10 people in the pub. I am the only one not drinking Bundy or XXXX (State of Origin round the corner, refuse to support QLD in any way, shape or form).
Next minute 5 Manly supporters rock. I mean what's the f**king chances of that? I lived at Manly for 10 years. I hate those pri**s with a passion. The worst supporters to have to share a pub with. Rude, obnoxious. Love Matai's cheap shots. Think that it's ok to urinate on a shop front (Go the Pee Eagles). Believe that Watmough is misunderstood; a victim.
I decide to show my allegiance early. The Red V comes out. I challenge them to a round of $20 bets. The bar maid (massive norks) holds the cash. Game on. Tense. Huge contest. Massive hits. The boys are harder than a camera man in a porn film (enter the stunt c**k). I walk out with $100 in cash and every insult under the sun. God bless the Dragons.
Oh, and they caught no fish either. Sea Eagles? Nah man, just a bunch of c**ks...
And another :lol::lol: Top thread guys.First game at WIN this year. Got on the the piss at Wollongomg golf club. Turned up to the game, the bloke behind me gives me a hawaiian burger. Decide to buy a round of beers 10 mins in, including one for my new mate. Staff tell me I cant buy 5 beers. The lovely girl next to me offers to buy the fifth. After much confusion / logistics I get to drink the fifth beer. Badger screws us, I mentally screw his missus. The 90 year old lady behind me continues to scream - a mad St George supporter from way back. Old lady tells me she hopes she dies of a heart attack watching St george. Uncomfortable silence.... Matai hits Nightie with a cheapshot. Old lady continues to scream - its going to be a long season. Im on my 5th beer, Badger continues to f**k us. I f**k his wife, again. Manly have all the possesion, and the refereees in their back pocket, yet we lead 12 - 0. Nightie is on fire, playing like a man posessed since the cheap shot. Players walk off, old lady offers to fight Matai and Lyon, befor being escorted down to her walking frame. I cant help but think that Badger sure is punching above his weight.
2 nd half, Manly score a good try. Old lady all but spits in my beer. My mate has 10 fights lined up, including several with Matai. Dragons playing well, Soward on fire. Despite several Badger f**k ups we're on top. Nightingale has smashed Matai for the 5 th time tonight. Again Badger rims us, I think of his wife... Old lady snaps me out of day dream with some colouful language aimed at Rose. Rose has struck at Stanleys legs after the try. Merrin is warned for reasons unknown. Full time. Shake hands with Bennet Hornby and Dell. Dell helps old lady from ground, while carrying her walking frame under one arm, to massive cheer from crowd.
I love my footy. Yet still I envy hardbaby.
Just before half time, I lost count of the amount of tackles we made on our own goal line. That's where the game was won.
You're welcomeGreat crowd
Scene:
Railway Hotel, Southport on the Gold Coast
Counter meal. $4.99 roast.
Barmaid calls me "darlin'" and makes sure I have a schooner in front of me.
Big screen in front of me.
Sound turned down.
Saints whip Manly's arse.
Goal line defence is back. They never cracked our line when it counted. A Manly supporter in the pub was crying in his beer at half time.
Venue: WIN Stadium, Wollongong
Referee: Shayne Hayne and Gavin Badger
Touch Judges: Paul Holland and Ricky MacFarlane
Video Referee: Sean Hampstead
Crowd: 18974
St George Illawarra Dragons (24)
Tries: Jamie Soward, Kyle Stanley (2), Mitchell Rein
Conversions: Jamie Soward (2/3), Kyle Stanley (1/1)
Penalty Goals: Jamie Soward (1/1)
Manly Sea Eagles (6)
Tries: Brett Stewart
Conversions: Jamie Lyon (1/1)
http://www.leagueunlimited.com/a_liveupdate.php?matchid=1220
Just before half time, I lost count of the amount of tackles we made on our own goal line. That's where the game was won.
Best game of the season for me. Gunna watch the replay on Fox at 4.30pm
No passengers, but man I was impressed by Nightingale again. That bloke is a machine, he does it all. Fair dinkum you could play him from 13 to 1 and he'd do you a terrific job.
Matai was the only blemish on an evening of tense, exciting footy. And King's late contact with Stan.
Big Norm
That trip on Stanley even Bennett couldnt back off at the post game press conference, ref said it wasn't intentional and king didn't mean it. What farkan joke but it sums up what womanly really are sore losers.
Are they still demanding an apology from Gallop , yeah keep waiting gay lords.
Long drive back home twigs.
I see the emoticons but I sense the latent pain behind your keyboard.good win,
but this tread proves that the majority of saints fans are wankers.;-);-)