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I doubt show would want be dropped frontward at his age, Undertaker is still recovering from it.
I doubt show would want be dropped frontward at his age, Undertaker is still recovering from it.
God, the omnipotent creator of the Heavens and the Earth, was reportedly so upset over the outcome of last night’s Royal Rumble event that He clobbered the northeastern states of America with a snowstorm of biblical proportions, forcing the cancellation of tonight’s Monday Night Raw*event.
“Roman Reigns, seriously?!” God bellowed from his glimmering celestial throne last night, his rancor reverberating throughout the entire universe.
“Even The Rock can’t get that guy over!”
Although typically an all-loving and forgiving deity, God has a short temper when it comes to shoddy booking in professional wrestling — especially since the time He and Shawn Michaels lost a tag match to the McMahons.
“I give humans free will and this is what they come up with?” raged God while Reigns celebrated his unpopular victory.
“So we get Lesnar versus Reigns at ‘Mania? I’m cancelling my subscription to the WWE Network.”
Earlier today, God instructed His earthly representative, Mordecai, to return to WWE and restore some semblance of decency.
I think the final interview between Reigns and Brock was pretty good!
Heyman is a Genius.
I also think that the blizzrd was a complete blessing is disguise because they were able to do these interviews with no crowd reaction which could of come off like a train wreck, instead they got their point across with no problems.
Daniel Bryans interview was also very interesting, bordering heelish & full of resentment to Reigns.
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Yo DB, was pulling for you, brother.
but if you really want to steal the show #Wrestlemania Im right here
& way angrier
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1:45 PM - 27 Jan 2015
Ziggler vs Bryan would be a great match