You are our bitches

[Willow]

Sure do.

Cute.

Is it a rugby league team?

What are you ashamed of? Just tell us.

 

[Ricardo]

lol nice one champ :sarcasm:

Anyway, don't know if you people have heard this or not.

Two boys are playing football in a park near Manly Beach , when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. ​

"Parramatta fan saves friend from vicious animal", he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Parramatta fan," the boy replies. "Tigers fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again. "I'm not a Tigers fan either, " the boy says.
"Then what are you?" the reporter says. "I'm a Manly fan !!!" The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Spoilt brat kills family pet". ​

;-)​

:lol: that is some funny sh*t right there :thumb

 

[BIKER DRAGON]

:lol::lol:
There is a report of a huge explosions near Kogarah
the reporters on scene have said that it was a bubble bursting

That was the day you were up at the hospital at Kograh getting an enema.....hence the explosion:lol::crazy::lol:

 

[lockyrulz]

Cute.

Are you coming on to me Willow?

Is it a rugby league team?

It is!

What are you ashamed of? Just tell us.

Oh gosh, where would I start...

 

[Willow]

Are you coming on to me Willow?



It is!



Oh gosh, where would I start...

lol. So, you're too scared to speak your mind.

OK. If you don't wish to declare which team you support, that's OK.

 

[stg666]

a 10 point win and your kings of the world eh locky luvvy. typical bronco supporter. check the table luvvy.

 

[lockyrulz]

lol. So, you're too scared to speak your mind.

You do have a vivid imagination don't you?

OK. If you don't wish to declare which team you support, that's OK.

Where did I say I didn't?

 

[Willow]

Here boy.... I'll throw the ball and you catch.

what team do you support?

I'll give you scratch under the chin afterwards.

 

[lockyrulz]

Here boy.... I'll throw the ball and you catch.

Oooh what a biting analogy! Biting, get it?

what team do you support?

Why do you want to know that?

I'll give you scratch under the chin afterwards.

You ARE coming on to me... I admire your taste, I'm pretty hot.

 

[big pat]

its amazing you lose a couple of games and all the dickheads come out in force.

 

[Willow]

Therapist: Come on in Lockyrulz, don't be afraid.
Lockyrulz: What am I doing here?
Therapist: You tell me, you just walked through the door. What seems to be the problem?
Lockyrulz: Why do you want to know?
Therapist: Well I'm just asking. I see you have trouble answering questions, why is that?
Lockyrulz: What's make you think that?
Therapist: You just showed that you don't want to answer a question.
Lockyrulz: How do you know I don't want to answer a question?
Therapist: The fact that you can't even answer that question is indication enough.
(Lockyrulz breaks into a sweat)
Lockyrulz: OK, here it is... IF I answer a question it will be seen as a sign of weakness.
Therapist: In what way?
Lockyrulz: Well it will look like I am allowing someone to control the conversation.
Therapist: I think you're reading a little too much into it. How long have you had this fear of other people controlling your words?
Lockyrulz: Well that's for me to know and for you to find out.
Therapist: And you don't want me to find out?
Lockyrulz: Where did I say I didn't?
(Lockyrulz eye twitches uncontrollably)
Therapist: I see...
(Therapist reaches over to intercom)
Therapist: Ms Babcock, please reschedule all my appointments for the rest of the day (pause)... actually make that the rest of the week.
Therapist: Now Lockyrulz, tell me about your father....
Lockyrulz: What makes you think I have a father...?

 

[lockyrulz]

Therapist: Come on in Lockyrulz, don't be afraid.
Lockyrulz: What am I doing here?
Therapist: You tell me, you just walked through the door. What seems to be the problem?
Lockyrulz: Why do you want to know?
Therapist: Well I'm just asking. I see you have trouble answering questions, why is that?
Lockyrulz: What's make you think that?
Therapist: You just showed that you don't want to answer a question.
Lockyrulz: How do you know I don't want to answer a question?
Therapist: The fact that you can't even answer that question is indication enough.
(Lockyrulz breaks into a sweat)
Lockyrulz: OK, here it is... IF I answer a question it will be seen as a sign of weakness.
Therapist: In what way?
Lockyrulz: Well it will look like I am allowing someone to control the conversation.
Therapist: I think you're reading a little too much into it. How long have you had this fear of other people controlling your words?
Lockyrulz: Well that's for me to know and for you to find out.
Therapist: And you don't want me to find out?
Lockyrulz: Where did I say I didn't?
(Lockyrulz eye twitches uncontrollably)
Therapist: I see...
(Therapist reaches over to intercom)
Therapist: Ms Babcock, please reschedule all my appointments for the rest of the day (pause)... actually make that the rest of the week.
Therapist: Now Lockyrulz, tell me about your father....
Lockyrulz: What makes you think I have a father...?

lol

Like I said a vivid imagination

Did someone mention your projecting re: being a pretentious wanker?

Oh that's right it was me! Clever boy I am...

Speaking of psychoanalytic anaysis, I detect a distinct note of frustration here, and something else, it isn't fear is it?

Care to share your troubles Willow? Don't bottle up now...

I'll let you figure out the irony you didn't answer my question, if you struggle though, let me know and I will help you out.

 

[gregstar]

Therapist: Come on in Lockyrulz, don't be afraid.
Lockyrulz: What am I doing here?
Therapist: You tell me, you just walked through the door. What seems to be the problem?
Lockyrulz: Why do you want to know?
Therapist: Well I'm just asking. I see you have trouble answering questions, why is that?
Lockyrulz: What's make you think that?
Therapist: You just showed that you don't want to answer a question.
Lockyrulz: How do you know I don't want to answer a question?
Therapist: The fact that you can't even answer that question is indication enough.
(Lockyrulz breaks into a sweat)
Lockyrulz: OK, here it is... IF I answer a question it will be seen as a sign of weakness.
Therapist: In what way?
Lockyrulz: Well it will look like I am allowing someone to control the conversation.
Therapist: I think you're reading a little too much into it. How long have you had this fear of other people controlling your words?
Lockyrulz: Well that's for me to know and for you to find out.
Therapist: And you don't want me to find out?
Lockyrulz: Where did I say I didn't?
(Lockyrulz eye twitches uncontrollably)
Therapist: I see...
(Therapist reaches over to intercom)
Therapist: Ms Babcock, please reschedule all my appointments for the rest of the day (pause)... actually make that the rest of the week.
Therapist: Now Lockyrulz, tell me about your father....
Lockyrulz: What makes you think I have a father...?

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[gregstar]

lol

Like I said a vivid imagination

Did someone mention your projecting re: being a pretentious wanker?

Oh that's right it was me! Clever boy I am...

Speaking of psychoanalytic anaysis, I detect a distinct note of frustration here, and something else, it isn't fear is it?

Care to share your troubles Willow? Don't bottle up now...

I'll let you figure out the irony you didn't answer my question, if you struggle though, let me know and I will help you out.

dude, you just came second.

wipe it off.

 

[Willow]

wipe it off.

LMAO! Well he is short on material.

It's like arguing with someone who has one foot nailed to the floor.

 

[gregstar]

i think at the conclusion of the week, the therapist would advocate suicide as the cure.

& i'm fairly certain the therapist would require a therapist & so on....

 

[johnnyg]

Well my names sake, we meet again.............lol

Should be a great game on Saturday night, The Dragons always concern me when playing the Broncos.

We'll see who's copping a gob-full on Sunday LOL.

Good Luck to the Dragons.

 

[johnnyg]

Ouch.

 

[andrew057]

lol nice bump.

 

[LOYAL DRAGON]

we lost, Broncos were the better team, thats it, good luck for the rest of the semis guys