You know what really rustles my jimmies

[Misanthrope]

Not being able to sleep on the one day where I have an early start.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

completing my xmas shopping in 30 minutes online but I "have" to join the other halves 2.5 day shopping centre adventure for hours

 

[Jason Maher]

When you buy $5 worth of chips and they forget to put on the chicken salt.

I can make my own soggy potato strips, you bastards.

Should be an automatic life sentence, without the possibility of parole.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Should be an automatic life sentence, without the possibility of parole.

death by deep fry

 

[Misanthrope]

completing my xmas shopping in 30 minutes online but I "have" to join the other halves 2.5 day shopping centre adventure for hours

One of the many sacrifices we men make in pursuit of an ever decreasing supply of blow jobs and an ever increasingly scheduled supply of missionary sex.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I don't understand it, she may as well of taken the pumpkin out of the fridge and plonked it on a seat each time she went to somewhere, would have gotten the same amount of feedback