You notice on things like.....

[Ron Jeremy]

Toilet paper, toilet cleaning products, nappies etc......their is always pictures of happy children or children playing with dogs, just generally happy beings. Why don't they put pictures on these products with people busting to crap or straining or show the real effects of when people clean toilets.

I just think the pictures can be abit misleading somethimes IMO

 

[Twizzle]

its called marketing

 

[Ron Jeremy]

I don't care, it's false advertising, since when does taking a dump got to do with a cuddly dog lol

 

[Twizzle]

some guys probably got something like about $500,000 tp come up with that image

who buys the date roll, generally the wife or girlfriend, so thats what they go for

they aint gonna buy something with a dog having a crap on it

 

[Ron Jeremy]

I would hahaha atleast you know what your gonna get hahaha.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Why don't they bring in rainbow coloured crap paper?

That would sell!!!!!

 

[Ron Jeremy]

WOW i've just thought of the best thing ever!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Twizzle]

already been done Ron

some one did it years ago, still looks the same going down the bowl tho

 

[sixtynine]

This is like in that song underwear goes on the outside or something

 

[newtownbluebags]

Why don't they bring in rainbow coloured crap paper?

That would sell!!!!!

I had crap paper once with Malcom Frasers face on every leaf!........Even Hawkie had crap paper with his face on it!.......can't say as I have seen Howard arsewipes though? :crazy: :sarcasm: :roll: :crazy:

 

[sixtynine]

They should bring nrl teams out so you can wipe your arse with the roosters ahhaha

 

[newtownbluebags]

They should bring nrl teams out so you can wipe your arse with the roosters ahhaha

:shock: :lol: :crazy:

 

[Ron Jeremy]

They should bring in black toilet paper, then people wouldn't know if they'd wiped properly or not, it would be like Russian roulette lol

 

[newtownbluebags]

They should bring in black toilet paper, then people wouldn't know if they'd wiped properly or not, it would be like Russian roulette lol

:lol: ....

 

[Knightmare]

:LOL::LOL::LOL:
It's like butcher's trucks that have pictures of smiling cows and pigs and chickens on them- WTF? If they brought out NRL logo toilet paper, my local supermarket would be constantly out of Manly, Roosters and Broncos paper.

 

[chileman]

Why don't they bring in rainbow coloured crap paper?

That would sell!!!!!

They have also brought out perfumed dunny paper to.....because as we all know our noses are close to our back sides ;-) :?

 

[Crusher]

Why are the public toilets always so quiet when you want to take a dump. I want loud music so i dont have to wait until the guy next to me to finish before I throttle the exhaust

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

I am impressed Crusher 723 posts and you've only been here 1 month!!!!

 

[newtownbluebags]

Why are the public toilets always so quiet when you want to take a dump. I want loud music so i dont have to wait until the guy next to me to finish before I throttle the exhaust

LMFAO!...............:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[UndertakerMike]

True!