Harold made it to shore and needed some directions. "Excuse me young lady" he approached a local "did you just assume my gender!?!?" The young lady storms off. Confused Harold taps another young lady on the shoulder but before he could ask anything hears a loud "I have a boyfriend!" Followed by a "I'm vegan" in the distance from another female bystander. Harold then proceeded to head straight back into the water and disappear again
Best thing about it is that given ol' Harold disappeared off the coast of Melbourne, he'd resurface to a bunch of blubbering fans in purple, sooking about how they were somehow cheated out of their 'fifth premiership'.
I love it that there was a lot of talk about Melbourne solidifying themselves as the best team of the modern era by winning last night, but given they lost they now have one premiership to show for it all. You know, same as the Tigers, Dragons, Cowboys, Sharks, or most other teams. I almost feel like they should lose the one they got by virtue of losing 40-0 in a GF with a salary cap cheating side.
