How fat is Idris

[Deisel1976]

Wow, just look at how fat this world ranked shot put and javelin star is.. I can't believe he was even selected to play FG just weeks after turning 18 and then terrorising every team he plays with his unbelievable strength, skill and speed. What a crap player. I sure don't want him in my team.

I'm going to post up some photos until my mummy gets home to cook me dinner. It doesn't matter that I'm a 37-year-old virgin who sits on the computer posting pictures of people who are far more talented than I can ever dream of. I just have one message for Idris.

LOSE SOME WEIGHT MATE! Look at how fat he is:

I am definitely, I repeat DEFINITELY not jealous that he isn't in my team.

/end sarcasm[/QUOTE

Why start a thread that encourages idiots to make more fun of Idris?

 

[andrew123]

Why start a thread that encourages idiots to make more fun of Idris?

so he, along with the rest of us bulldogs fans can laugh at people's jealousy and ignorance

 

[Bulldogs_4_Life]

so he, along with the rest of us bulldogs fans can laugh at people's jealousy and ignorance

;-)

And the fact it's a mock thread at those that have been doing it for a few weeks now.

 

[STG-Dragon]

No problem:

Cooper: Games - 14 / Tries - 3 / Line Breaks - 7

Idris: Games - 15 / Tries - 7 / Line Breaks - 10

I mean, I care about what he does in a game and not how he looks modelling swimsuits, that seems a bit fruity to me.:crazy:

Funny there is no mention of defensive stats wonder why that is????

 

[Timmah]

If you're that confident, go and find them...

 

[Doug2234]

Looks a bit slow at times. Will come good but.

 

[bulldog]

Funny there is no mention of defensive stats wonder why that is????

Be my guest, I made my point.

 

[TiggaPlease]

Idris > Cooper

 

[Wobbygong]

Idris - not only does he own the best manboobs and beer gut in the NRL, he is the slowest and most immobile centre I have ever seen, he cost the fleabags 18 points against the Tigers.

btw we still have the better and faster Morris brother lol.

 

[jimmythehand]

Idris - not only does he own the best manboobs and beer gut in the NRL, he is the slowest and most immobile centre I have ever seen, he cost the fleabags 18 points against the Tigers.

btw we still have the better and faster Morris brother lol.

you are VERY lucky that Morris came up against an inexperienced winger on the weekend and played him back into form. He's been slipping over, running bad lines, and even dropping the ball the last few weeks because he's a confidence player that was playing with little confidence. That 1st try would not have been scored if the defender knew what he was doing, and I hate what it's done.

But one or two drop balls in the semis - watch out you are in trouble and we have the better Morris brother. Then again one or two tries and watch out, Brett is faster and better.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Idris - not only does he own the best manboobs and beer gut in the NRL, he is the slowest and most immobile centre I have ever seen, he cost the fleabags 18 points against the Tigers.

btw we still have the better and faster Morris brother lol.

:lol:
What an idiot!

 

[Bulldogs_4_Life]

Don't worry about Wobbygong. He is mad that daddy has gone away on a trip and they can't play campout in the backyard this week.

 

[STG-Dragon]

you are VERY lucky that Morris came up against an inexperienced winger on the weekend and played him back into form. He's been slipping over, running bad lines, and even dropping the ball the last few weeks because he's a confidence player that was playing with little confidence. That 1st try would not have been scored if the defender knew what he was doing, and I hate what it's done.

But one or two drop balls in the semis - watch out you are in trouble and we have the better Morris brother. Then again one or two tries and watch out, Brett is faster and better.

You don't have the better brother.

 

[STG-Dragon]

Idris > Cooper

:crazy::lol::lol::lol::lol: Idiot!

 

[mortz]

You don't have the better brother.

really i could have sworn that josh is an origin player?

 

[league]

really i could have sworn that josh is an origin player?

and so is David Williams, point being?

 

[jimmythehand]

Josh is a lot more consistent than Brett.
Brett is a lot more flamboyant than Josh.

Brett's lows are lower than Josh's lows, and his highs are higher than Josh's.

As they say, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. You can have your Brett and we'll gladly take our Josh.

 

[Wobbygong]

I rest my case, eeeewh now that's ugly.

 

[Bulldog Force]

I rest my case, eeeewh now that's ugly.

Would you look at that, a teenager still growing has some baby fat still :crazy:

 

[jimmythehand]

personally I find any male body unattractive.