Jack Bird

[Madsharkie]

When you create different troll accounts you should at least adopt different personalities. Not the same fargwit one.

But he’s so good at being a fargwit

 

[Frenzy.]

When you create different troll accounts you should at least adopt different personalities. Not the same fargwit one.

He couldn’t pull off a duck or a pirate.

 

[bad boy bubby]

He couldn’t pull off a duck or a pirate.

at the same time????

 

[Quigs]

Lucky for us our Cap'n is ambidextrous.

 

[Frenzy.]

at the same time????

Lucky for us our Cap'n is ambidextrous.

Not only must one be ambidextrous. To do the duck one must be microdextrous

 

[Quigs]

To do the duck one must be microdextrous

And for the Cap'n one must be duo-microdextrous

 

[Generalzod]

http://leagueunlimited.com/videos/show/2942

I know it's been said before but the reason he left our club was because he wanted to play close to the action...Now is quite happy to play in the centres.

 

[Dragon Slayer]

General, he left because of the $.

He also left because he needed his ego to be stroked and Wayne Bennett stroked it.

Wait till they find him to be an overhyped dud.

He’ll want the earth to open up to swallow him.

 

[Stake Removed]

General, he left because of the $.

He also left because he needed his ego to be stroked and Wayne Bennett stroked it.

Wait till they find him to be an overhyped dud.

He’ll want the earth to open up to swallow him.

Watch the Broncs fans turn on him, will be great to see

 

[Card Shark]

Yes I’m looking forward to that.

If things aren’t going as planned for the Broncos (top 4 min), he will be the scapegoat.

 

[Vin Fizz]

Why!!! You yokels, you oiks, you bumpkins, how could any of you mouth breathers denigrate Mr Bennett?? It’s not like any Shonks identity has ever, ever, EVER!! held the same sway as Mr Bennett, he’ll go down as a legend of the game & the shonks will go down as a centre for cocaine & peptide distribution

Jack Gibson coached the sharks (I'd call that a Sharks identity) and uttered possibly the most iconic quote about the Sharks ever heard. As far as "sway" is concerned I'd say he trumped Creepin Jesus and is far more a legend of the game. I cant imagine the great Jack Gibson giving Creepin Jesus the steam off his piss.

 

[coolumsharkie]

Broncos are perfect for Bird. He gets to comb his hair every Friday night in front of the lure of the big lights and a wider audience

 

[Inferno]

He's not worth the money they paid for him. He will be moved on a year or two into his contract.

 

[Quigs]

Jack's first day.

 

[bluey]

Fugg me thats funny and just when i was hoping this thread would die naturally

 

[Frenzy.]

I reckon he’ll be a big hit.

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Jack's first day.

Make sure you tell him there’s no “ I “ in team Bennett. Lol.

The more I think of this signing for the donks the more it doesn’t make sense. Especially how much they forked out for him.

 

[carinashark]

Very strange they are paying that many dollars. Be good when we play them at home.

 

[2012....Sharks Year]

While I wish Jack all the best reckon he'll be up against it up there. Might be wrong but I think the donkeys will really struggle this year....decent backs but very skinny in the forwards (except third man of course), Think the ferals will be looking for someone to blame for another year of failure and Jack may well be a prime target considering the coin he's on and the fact he's an outsider.

 

[Ads]

I don't look at their team and worry. Losing Hunt and replacing him with Kodi Nikorima is massive.