Misanthrope's Significant Others (Season 1, coming soon to MTV)

[Misanthrope]

I have no idea what that means

 

[God-King Dean]

lol any good ?

 

[Misanthrope]

I daresay the best sex I've ever had. Girl is an absolute wildcat.

 

[Misanthrope]

I had to buy condoms from a Korean pharmacist yesterday. A sample dialogue:

Lady: May I help you?
Me: I'm ok, thanks.
Lady: What do you need?
She is insanely loud. There are kids present. I try to whisper.
Me: Condoms.
Lady: (Louder still) Ah! Condoms!
She points to a display behind me. I go over. She follows me.
Lady: What size? Large-ee?
She looks me up and down at this point, I kid you not
Lady: (Nodding) Large size.

She then gestures to the selection.

Lady: What kind? Ribbed? Dotted? Strawberry?

All of this is insanely loud. The kids are oblivious. Their parents are not. I never thought I'd feel embarassed to be having sex.

 

[Joker's Wild]

I had to buy condoms from a Korean pharmacist yesterday. A sample dialogue:

Lady: May I help you?
Me: I'm ok, thanks.
Lady: What do you need?
She is insanely loud. There are kids present. I try to whisper.
Me: Condoms.
Lady: (Louder still) Ah! Condoms!
She points to a display behind me. I go over. She follows me.
Lady: What size? Large-ee?
She looks me up and down at this point, I kid you not
Lady: (Nodding) Large size.

She then gestures to the selection.

Lady: What kind? Ribbed? Dotted? Strawberry?

All of this is insanely loud. The kids are oblivious. Their parents are not. I never thought I'd feel embarassed to be having sex.

:lol:

Gold Mis, just gold

 

[Misanthrope]

I guess I should be flattered that she (correctly) assumed I needed large size-ee :crazy:

 

[Misanthrope]

Life has been good lately, for those curious. Then, today, after relative silence for two weeks:

I'm sitting here listening to David Ford (an artist I introduced her too) and thinking of you and missing our conversations and our times together

This from the South African. That's all. Why would you send that? Not cool!

 

[Monk]

Life has been good lately, for those curious. Then, today, after relative silence for two weeks:

I'm sitting here listening to David Ford (an artist I introduced her too) and thinking of you and missing our conversations and our times together

This from the South African. That's all. Why would you send that? Not cool!

oh my god, bushy has reduced her to nothing. did you laugh hard at that?

 

[Vossy]

Misanthrope's Significant Others (Season 1, coming soon to MTV)

are we going to get a Season 2, Australian edition...

 

[God-King Dean]

It's better than Neighbours.

But then again, lottis posts are better than Neighbours.

 

[Misanthrope]

oh my god, bushy has reduced her to nothing. did you laugh hard at that?

I just felt bad. I'll admit I am guilty of occasionally missing her, but I've been fairly well distracted by the new gal.

are we going to get a Season 2, Australian edition...

Depends. I should only be home for 4-8 weeks, then I'll either be back here or in Turkey.

 

[bartman]

Sounds more like a Xmas special episode ;-) before Season 2...

 

[Misanthrope]

I'll see what I can rustle up. I do have still interested ex-girlfriends in Sydney and Newcastle, and one in Wagga if I feel inclined to go that far south. I don't.

 

[Frederick]

Don't forget me, Bushie!

 

[Misanthrope]

And yes, if all else fails, there's always my standby root - Frederick.

 

[Frederick]

Standby? You mean I just spent the past hour coating myself in baby oil for nothing? :|

 

[Misanthrope]

Standby? You mean I just spent the past hour coating myself in baby oil for nothing?

Unless you intend to remain thus coated until November 29th, yes :lol:

 

[Frederick]

f**k that, I'm gonna go service myself

 

[Misanthrope]

Me too!

 

[Monk]

..........o..........k :sarcasm: