Random Mafia VIII: Terror Australis

[Rebel]

2 of you are idiots

 

[Misanthrope]

Night Twelve​

With Ho Chi Minh's Mummy finally at rest, the night was eerily quiet.

The man in tangerine gave John Cena a drink, but the WWE superstar didn't find it at all palatable. Still, no-selling bastard that he was, he shook off the lethal dose of poison and went on as if nothing had happened.

Meanwhile, the Zombie Wiggle found itself directed at the recently poisoned man and gave him the hugging of a lifetime.

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It is now day

Day rolled around and John Cena wasn't going to let any more bullshit lies and rumours decide things.

He and his Cenation rose above hate and decided to smash that pot plant once and for all.

Problem was, the man in tangerine wasn't about to let that happen. He got in between the mob and the potted plant, and fended them off with a yard glass and a tirade of foul language.

"Enough of this crap," he cried in a Tennessee twang, "Just boy down and worship your leafy overload, for Christ's sake".

They didn't want to, but they knew they had to. They had no way to take out the plant or the man who loved it, and the plant could control one of them each day. They had failed.

whall15 is dead. He was John Cena's Selling Ability, Town Aligned Thing That Doesn't Exist

butchmcdick is dead (again). He was Zombie Emma Wiggle, Town Aligned Undead Entertainer

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Your winners are:

Bazal is alive. He was Jimmy Bice, Plant (Formerly Town) Aligned Tennessee Bar Owner and Tangerine Dream

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Seejay is alive. He was Level 1 Potted Plant, Plant Aligned Foliage

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[Dutchy]

Jimmy is da man!

 

[SeeJay]

Good game. Ty for being jimmys hodor dutch.

 

[Dutchy]

I was?

I don't even remember who I was in this game :lol:

 

[SeeJay]

You are Jimmy Bice, Town Aligned Tennessee Bar Owner and Tangerine Dream.

You’re somebody that only Dutchy and Misanthrope have heard of, but he’s a good guy – so you’re lucky. Jimmy ‘The Tangerine Dream’ Bice is the owner of the best sports bar in Nanjing and a pretty rad guy.

- Moonshine: Each night you retire to your shack to brew some moonshine. You can then distribute it to a player of your choice to random effect. If you choose not to target somebody, you drink it yourself and cannot speak during the next day phase. You will not be informed as to which effect takes place.
- Poison: The target dies.
- Surge of Strength: The target gains a kill they can choose to use that night.
- Hungover: The person cannot act that night or speak the next day.
- Dutch Courage: The person’s vote counts for 2 the next day.
- Inspired: The person’s power is particularly effective that night. Kills cannot be blocked, protects protect both players, investigates return additional info etc.
- Molotov: The player dies, as does anybody targeting them that night (aside from you). This can only occur once during the game.
- Hook Up: The player and the person they intended to target throw down and f**k. Their usual actions fail, but they learn one another’s identities.
- Zombie Juice: The next person the player targets will become a zombie. Their role will change.
- Dutchy: The first time you’re killed, Dutchy will die instead. That’s Dutchy the role, not Dutchy the player.

 

[SeeJay]

You are a Level 1 Potted Plant, Independently Aligned Foliage.

You’re a lowly potted plant, but Misanthrope is a nefarious Dungeon Master who revels in killing his players in unexpected ways.

- Potted Plant: If investigated, you’ll shown up as being a town aligned and entirely vanilla potted plant. Anybody trying to learn or steal your powers will likewise be disappointed.
- Fertilizer: Any time somebody dies, you will get your choice of either gaining a new power or resurrecting them as a plant zombie. The player will not return to the game, but their role will come on board as a zombie Hodor. You can only choose this option three times all game.
- Mind Control: While you’re waiting to absorb powers, you may use your pollen to redirect a player of your choice at a player of your choice. You may also issue them with a force vote in this instance.

 

[Dutchy]

Who had Dutchy the role?

 

[SeeJay]

I recruited bazal maybe 4 or 5 days ago btw.

 

[SeeJay]

Jimmy Bice had a dutchy hodor. Read above.

 

[Dutchy]

Wish the Hodor was used, got a sweet new pic taken at Jimmy's Bar that would be perfect.

 

[SeeJay]

It was...

 

[Hoggmaster]

You are Jimmy Bice, Town Aligned Tennessee Bar Owner and Tangerine Dream.

You?re somebody that only Dutchy and Misanthrope have heard of, but he?s a good guy ? so you?re lucky. Jimmy ?The Tangerine Dream? Bice is the owner of the best sports bar in Nanjing and a pretty rad guy.

- Moonshine: Each night you retire to your shack to brew some moonshine. You can then distribute it to a player of your choice to random effect. If you choose not to target somebody, you drink it yourself and cannot speak during the next day phase. You will not be informed as to which effect takes place.
- Poison: The target dies.
- Surge of Strength: The target gains a kill they can choose to use that night.
- Hungover: The person cannot act that night or speak the next day.
- Dutch Courage: The person?s vote counts for 2 the next day.
- Inspired: The person?s power is particularly effective that night. Kills cannot be blocked, protects protect both players, investigates return additional info etc.
- Molotov: The player dies, as does anybody targeting them that night (aside from you). This can only occur once during the game.
- Hook Up: The player and the person they intended to target throw down and f**k. Their usual actions fail, but they learn one another?s identities.
- Zombie Juice: The next person the player targets will become a zombie. Their role will change.
- Dutchy: The first time you?re killed, Dutchy will die instead. That?s Dutchy the role, not Dutchy the player.

Cheeky bastard. Ive known him longer than both of you put together.

 

[Dutchy]

meh didn't see, I've read like 8 posts.

 

[Dutchy]

Cheeky bastard. Ive known him longer than both of you put together.

Yeah, well I've drunk from his horn.

 

[SeeJay]

Night 8 post 442. You look like a drunken homosexual beastie boy

 

[SeeJay]

Yo hogg it was actually you that set up the qt yeah?

 

[whall15]

I had another auto yesterday and used it on CJ but Mis didn't notice it, probably wouldn't have made much difference but still.

 

[soc123_au]

Well played Bolo. f**ked if I know how you managed to not get lynched.

 

[mickyj]

yeh how on earth did people not work out CJ was bad.

it seems obvious how we lead each lynch