Rd6: Parra v Canberra LIVE game day thread

[Gary Gutful]

Who would you replace him with?

Doesn’t matter. Anyone. Replace him with semen for all I care.

 

[Dibs]

As a neutral can't wait for full time.

As a neutral why don’t you just f*ck off then

 

[Jake the snake]

Zero from six FMD

 

[EelsFan05]

Is 0-6 a big enough sample size?

 

[hineyrulz]

Nah, lets sack everyone, show folks we're the same old shitheap off the field we always were.

That'll fix it!

Eat a Snickers bro

We have even the commentaters even pitying us, surely questions need to be asked of the coach and his staff???

They are a lazy disinterest rabble who have just scored 9 tried in 6 games.

Statistically the worst Eels team
Ever atm.

But let’s give the coach a free ride because of the mistakes of the past.

 

[Bazal]

Yeah nah, those darkest days are about to be visited all over again. He’s had 5 years and it’s obvious something isn’t right.

Tigers board were gutted in 2014. They've only now started to compete on the field, and even then aren't exactly setting the world on fire.

Some of us were saying we overachieved last year, because we understood the magnitude of what had happened. Now we're morons and idiots for not carrying on like geniuss when we start the season poorly...

But no, blame the coach who had a side he was working towards and then had to reset because the board destroyed the club.

 

[Lemon Squash]

Lol and people want to say luck doesn't play a part....a horseshit VR call and then that...

You've gotta laugh tbh

Dude there is bad luck and we have been copping a fair bit of it but you have to admit we suck mega schlong atm

We barely look like scoring a try let alone winning a game.

With the ball we just don’t look like there is any real idea of what we are doing. 9 tries in 6 games!!

Defence we are trying but teams are just rolling through us way too easy.

Canberra really haven’t been that flash tbh and yet we have never been in the contest, it’s awful.

 

[Bazal]

Stop saying "yeah nah" merkins

Yeah, nah....nah.

 

[TheParraboy]

when canberra were down to 12 men, it looked like we were attacking against 17

 

[hineyrulz]

Is 0-6 a big enough sample size?

Nah mate we are just unlucky atm, just need a bounce of the ball go our way. We win 29 games in two years.

 

[strider]

In hindsight maybe we shouldnt have gone down to canberra early for a 3 day bender

 

[DaSuperHero2]

If im the coach i say nothing in the sheds... wait til we get back to parra...tell them all social media deactivated this week if you have it active you will not be selected everyone gets 2 days off to think about where there at and if they wanna be here...then first training session back ..announce picking on form of training all reputations are left at the door...this week we play straight ,complete our sets and id set kpis for each players as the bare minimum with an actual game plan

 

[Bazal]

Dude there is bad luck and we have been copping a fair bit of it but you have to admit we suck mega schlong atm

We barely look like scoring a try let alone winning a game.

With the ball we just don’t look like there is any real idea of what we are doing. 9 tries in 6 games!!

Defence we are trying but teams are just rolling through us way too easy.

Canberra really haven’t been that flash tbh and yet we have never been in the contest, it’s awful.

This is the thing. You make a comment about part of the problem and people swarm you "that's not the problem f**k you merkin blah blah blah (not inferring you were having a go, FTR)"

Our problems are many. Luck is a huge one, because it comes from confidence, which we simply don't have.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Can't even get a win down in Canberra when they were 1-4 and coached by Ricky,how bad can you get LOL

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

At least it was one of our better games this year.

 

[Nealo 12]

As a neutral why don’t you just f*ck off then

Yeah could do ... but guys like you make me happy.

 

[RockWheel]

geez this is exhausting

 

[strider]

If im the coach i say nothing in the sheds... wait til we get back to parra...tell them all social media deactivated this week if you have it active you will not be selected everyone gets 2 days off to think about where there at and if they wanna be here...then first training session back ..announce picking on form of training all reputations are left at the door...this week we play straight ,complete our sets and id set kpis for each players as the bare minimum with an actual game plan

No one gets 2 days off ffs

 

[Chipmunk]

You really don't know why?
Hmm 4th last year, some decent additions.............

We did lose a big reason why we won plenty of games in the last two years though in Semi.

 

[Bazal]

I'm starting to really like Moses....