Your Preferred Team For Round 1.

[Dave Q]

Aaron is an intergral part of our Souths LU brotherhood Toney.

My brothers keeper and all that.

If he's called to go over the top, then it is my duty to take a bullet for him.

So please be nice to Aaron and everyone when you visit.

If you have to go someone, go me.

Now where was I:

"Rorting Roosters Rooted By Brave Bunnies"

With a picture of that cat Anasta being smashed in the chops by a semi-conscious Dave.

In other words, go the insult., up the ante, make life spicy!

 

[Nemesis]

A thread where bunnies fans can contribute and exercise their sharp imaginations.

A poll might be too restrictive.

Let the creative juices flow, let the red and green brain matter spill, pluck the roosters.

Pucker up for full pink erect nipple insertion Toney, slosh that saliva around your festering tongue, engage lips and suck hard for all you are worth.

SSCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUrp.

Dave... I think we should have them post this video up on the Roosters forum and have it play automatically everytime they log on... http://www.rabbitohs.com.au/News/Club-News/Members-Videos-Online.html

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

In other words, go the insult., up the ante, make life spicy!

what ever you say princess

you'll look charming with your brand spanking new

I'D DO ANYTHING TO HOP INTO BED WITH RILEY BROWN singature ;-)

 

[Dave Q]

Dave... I think we should have them post this video up on the Roosters forum and have it play automatically everytime they log on... http://www.rabbitohs.com.au/News/Club-News/Members-Videos-Online.html

Brought a tear to the eye.

It would be wasted on those cave-men philistines over at Rorters LU.

You know Im thinking over summer of making a club here on LU. Everyones invited to join, but first you have to pass a special rabbit test.

You can do the test as many times as you want in order to pass.

And if you are really stupid, you can join anyway as a "Reggie" member.

Questions about that film deserves to be part of the test.

 

[Nemesis]

what ever you say princess

you'll look charming with your brand spanking new

I'D DO ANYTHING TO HOP INTO BED WITH RILEY BROWN singature ;-)

Riley Brown??? He can't even have a wank with that busted up arm of his.:lol:

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

no one's talking to you you f**king groupie ...

but since we're on the topic of riley brown and busted up body parts ...

"ain't no thang but a craig wing"

 

[Dave Q]

The thread is descending into kaos and regretfully, Toney appears to be getting out of hand.

But I cant possibly see how the rorters can beat us next year.

I am especially excited about Tallis and his effect on players like Dave and Roy.

For a forward, Tallis used to run like a back and was almost always looking to offload and create some mayhem on the way down.

This was like the Roy we saw v Tigers at Leichardt in 2007. He destroyed them. Possibly one of the best ever games from a forward in a decade.

The Tigers didnt know what to do. They were starstruck. They could barely stop him.

I hope Tallis can lift Roy to that immaculate and lethal standard every week.

If he cant, nobody can.

Theres not one rooster who can stand up to our Roy one-on-one.

If that human fllth smashed Aso, and Aso got angry, Riley would be in 100000000000 pieces by now.

As it is, Riley is the lonliest player in the game. Every opposing team wants to bash, maim and injure him to the max.

His career expectancy is maybe 2 more seasons at best...but a lifetime of pain, misery and hatred.

Thats the price you pay for being a complete dog. If a schoolboy did that, he'd be banned for the season.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

roy would get cut in half by lopini paea ... i saw roy asotasi ask freddy fittler which side of the field pini paea would be on ... freddy asked why would i tell you this information? ... roy responded "because i don't want to run at him!"

 

[krudmonk]

Good times here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEtjH5Lr76I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4qb5ogiCuc
Abastard perfectly represents the c**ks.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

haha you've beaten us like ... twice in the last 23 matches ... good times indeed ... even the bye puts up a better effort

 

[Fein]

roy would get cut in half by lopini paea ... i saw roy asotasi ask freddy fittler which side of the field pini paea would be on ... freddy asked why would i tell you this information? ... roy responded "because i don't want to run at him!"

 

[Earl Hickey]

more the merrier ...

how about just a simple south sydney/eastern suburbs banner eh dave? no need for the insulting sig ... unless you reaaaaaaaally want it

I'll take the insulting one too but i want something similar to Tom Ace's sig.

 

[Nemesis]

no one's talking to you you f**king groupie ...

but since we're on the topic of riley brown and busted up body parts ...

"ain't no thang but a craig wing"

But I'm talking to you tonearm twatface and if you don't like it, f**k off the Souths forum.

And busted bigmouth bwaith wins hands down I'm afraid...

 

[Sugar]

what ever you say princess

you'll look charming with your brand spanking new

I'D DO ANYTHING TO HOP INTO BED WITH RILEY BROWN singature ;-)

Thats a pearler TT

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

But I'm talking to you tonearm twatface and if you don't like it, f**k off the Souths forum.

And busted bigmouth bwaith wins hands down I'm afraid...

braith = 0 games missed
craig wing = 15 weeks

da dum da daaaaaaaar

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

oh ... and since the powers that be have removed my signature ability i guess this means our bet is off dave q

 

[Dave Q]

oh ... and since the powers that be have removed my signature ability i guess this means our bet is off dave q

Fug me dead, Ive heard of suspensions, banning and restrictions but never an arrest and summary confiscation of a signature. You must have done something really bad. Put up a photo of Gus Gould or something.

I think we can get around the ban, by putting either of us on LU Bail

Every day for a week, either of us will have to check into a special thread on the other guys forum and say something kind about their side and something unkind about our own.

Then the forum lads could vote then as to whether the statement of contrition and ownership was good enough.

Sample:

Tomearn Terrorwrist on Rorters and Souths LU: Post 74688

Bail Thread.

Hi guys, Toney here checking in for my bail.

I wish I could kiss big Willies hairy backside, he would enjoy that because he is a big cat.

And guys Souths own us. I mean it.

And the vote:

Nemesis

Thats crap Toony you woofta, penalty, one more day of bail scummy

Dave Q

I agree!

Or something like that Tonester.

 

[Newcastlerabbit]

1 Wesser
2 Merritt
3 Best
4 Champs
5 Tools
6 Wing
7 Sandow
8 Geddes
9 Luke
10 Roy
11 Stuart
12 Frog
13 Sutto

14 Falloon
15 Greenfield
16 Mcpherson/Pettybourne
17 Simpson

 

[Nemesis]

braith = 0 games missed
craig wing = 15 weeks

da dum da daaaaaaaar

Oh yeah... thanks for that, 'cause without your guys's help we wouldn't have unearthed rookie of the year Chris Sandow who will play a major role in annihilating your team in 2009.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

he played a major role in annilhating us last year ... hang on a second.........