Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Happy MEel]

How do you merkins know so much about watches?

The only watch I’m interested in is the “Bay” variety.

 

[Gronk]

How do you merkins know so much about watches?

The only watch I’m interested in is the “Bay” variety.

Mid life crisis.

Better to buy watches than to buy a $10,000 bike and wear lycra.

 

[Avenger]

It’s eels colours funnily enough. Date oyster steel with yellow gold and a blue dial. I’m not a watch person really, I don’t wear one all the time as I find I’m rather rough on them in everyday circumstances. I just always wanted a Rolex so my wife thought that would be a nice 20th anniversary gift

This?

 

[Dibs]

This?

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That’s it

 

[Avenger]

That’s it

Nice one mate. Never sell it. I’m on a waiting list for this:

 

[Noise]

Mid life crisis.

Better to buy watches than to buy a $10,000 bike and wear lycra.

I have some loser mates that have taken up cycling. Embarrassing

 

[Gronk]

I have some loser mates that have taken up cycling. Embarrassing

A mate of mine bought a $15,000 carbon fibre bike, fancy roof racks, mammal lycra with his fav Le Tour shit all over it. He'd drive his Audi S4 around with his flash bike standing proudly on the roof for all to see.

Went for a ride one day. Drove home. Forgot that the bike was up top and drove straight into his garage. Bike hit the top of the opened garage door and smashed into pieces.

 

[Noise]

A mate of mine bought a $15,000 carbon fibre bike, fancy roof racks, mammal lycra with his fav Le Tour shit all over it. He'd drive his Audi S4 around with his flash bike standing proudly on the roof for all to see.

Went for a ride one day. Drove home. Forgot that the bike was up top and drove straight into his garage. Bike hit the top of the opened garage door and smashed into pieces.

Haha that’s awesome.

 

[Suitman]

Haha.
Great story Gronk.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You are starting to annoy me

Why? Because I am poor?

 

[Eelogical]

A mate of mine bought a $15,000 carbon fibre bike, fancy roof racks, mammal lycra with his fav Le Tour shit all over it. He'd drive his Audi S4 around with his flash bike standing proudly on the roof for all to see.

Went for a ride one day. Drove home. Forgot that the bike was up top and drove straight into his garage. Bike hit the top of the opened garage door and smashed into pieces.

So, he's a mate of yours, you say.

 

[Gary Gutful]

So, he's a mate of yours, you say.

I think we all know it was Gronk.

 

[Gronk]

So, he's a mate of yours, you say.

They infuriate me. I could never cross to the dark side and join their gang.

 

[hindy111]

Why? Because I am poor?

That is a lie. And you know it.

 

[Eelogical]

They infuriate me. I could never cross to the dark side and join their gang.

There's several types of bicycle riders. I'm the type that rides on footpaths and scares old ladies with the bell.............badass!

 

[hindy111]

They infuriate me. I could never cross to the dark side and join their gang.

Aslong as they are happy you shpuld be happy

 

[Gary Gutful]

They infuriate me. I could never cross to the dark side and join their gang.

Me either.

I wish our cities were better designed to allow people to cycle safely.

But, alas they aren’t so get out of my f**ken way.

 

[hindy111]

Me either.

I wish our cities were better designed to allow people to cycle safely.

But, alas they aren’t so get out of my f**ken way.

I cycle and your annoying me

 

[Eelogical]

I cycle and your annoying me

 

[Noise]

I wish our cities were better designed to allow people to cycle safely.

And the rules. They should not be allowed to ride next to each other