Rumours and Stuff

[TheRam]

Never heard of Serious About RL and they have pinched it from Zero Tackle.

Questionable source for mine

Anything in any media is a questionable source for you Twiz, unless it chimes with your own opinion.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

You'd think the Dolphins would be keen. Not sure how the dynamics would work having to pack down in the 2nd row with Felice Kaufusi would go though....

I'm not even convinced he is on the outer with us especially now we have lost Marata, Stone and Ice.

 

[Glenneel]

It's just a sign of the times, mate. I remember when you could get your milk delivered from a wagon towed by Trevor wannabe's. Some of these merkins will f**k up. All good though, that's what makes them unavoidably footy players. It's in their blood.

Was it Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Never heard of Serious About RL and they have pinched it from Zero Tackle.

Questionable source for mine

Doesn’t sound like they are serious about Journalism.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Anything in any media is a questionable source for you Twiz, unless it chimes with your own opinion.

As long as it contains Jones in the surname then he will believe it.

Alan Jones
Alex Jones…

 

[Soren Lorenson]

As long as it contains Jones in the surname then he will believe it.

Alan Jones
Alex Jones…

What about Motherf**ker Jones?

 

[yy_cheng]

You'd think the Dolphins would be keen. Not sure how the dynamics would work having to pack down in the 2nd row with Felice Kaufusi would go though....

Friendly fire !! Can you get sent off for elbowing your own player?

 

[Gary Gutful]

What about Motherf**ker Jones?

Him too.

 

[Gronk]

Anything in any media is a questionable source for you Twiz, unless it chimes with your own opinion.

Sandy vagina

 

[Gary Gutful]

Oops accidentally googled ‘Motherf**ker Jones’ on my work computer.

The perils of working from home.

 

[yy_cheng]

https://www.nospam47.com/au/league/...ad-of-the-new-season/6cp7rc3b4plfz9eyb2ddfph6

DEPTH ANALYSIS​

Parramatta have been one of the quieter clubs in the player market over the last 12 months, leaving them with a fairly similar line up in 2022 to what we saw last year. They have a plethora of backrowers to pick from, some also capable middle forwards as well, which will give coach Brad Arthur a strong forward rotation each week and the luxury of resting some players through the year. Having Rein to support Mahoney with the hooking duties is another huge advantage at Arthur's disposal. As far as concerns, it's mainly to do with the quality in the backline. The acquisition of Simonsson has bolstered the outside back stocks, but outside of that not much has changed in the backline department to last year and that was an area that hurt Arthur's side in the run home to the 2021 finals.

STRENGTHS: Second row, Hooker, Outside backs

WEAKNESSES: Back five

RATING: 7/10 – The Eels possess one of the top quality forward rotations in the competition, with a good mix of experience, reliability and youth across the board. The same probably can't be said for their backline, so if injuries strike in that department the Eels could struggle.

 

[yy_cheng]

Would fullback be covered by Russell?
Centre probably Opacic then Marata with Bryce taking Marata's backrow position

JA will probably come in if DRown is out.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

STRENGTHS: Second row, Hooker, Outside backs

WEAKNESSES: Back five

Yet more shoddy journalism

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yet more shoddy journalism

Convinced that these knobs throw around terms like ‘back five’, ‘edge forward’ without knowing what they mean.

I know I do…

 

[84 Baby]

Heh heh heh “edge forward”

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I'm not even convinced he is on the outer with us especially now we have lost Marata, Stone and Ice.

And the fact he's part of our leadership group

 

[Eelementary]

I'm not even convinced he is on the outer with us especially now we have lost Marata, Stone and Ice.

I hope we keep him. He is class.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

STRENGTHS: Second row, Hooker, Outside backs

WEAKNESSES: Back five

I agree that second row is one of our strengths but I would add that edge forward is definitely one of our weaknesses.

 

[strider]

makatoa is a middle

 

[84 Baby]

makatoa is a middle

Wrapped in an enigma