Ferguson and Duges were drinking up there on the roof
Munster and the Cheese were filmed with what, there’s little proof
They said “we’re so hungover that we don’t know which is which”
One thing they can tell you Mitchell Moses is a bitch
Manly pissed the Titans off by signing DCE
His mega contract started off a crazy spending spree
Ben Hunt took the Dragons deal, it made him ultra rich
One thing I can tell you Mitchell Moses is a bitch
The Cowboys cap is in a mess, the fans are all in tears
They wanted to lock JT up so gave him 10 long years
Then paid Val a motza when he couldn’t make the switch
That doesn’t change the fact that Mitchell Moses is a bitch
The Jet was at the Normanby and in a choker-hold
He soon passed out and pissed himself, or so the story’s told
The bouncers took him outside and then hurled him in a ditch
Unconscious even he knew Mitchell Moses is a bitch
Ronnie’s playing Origin, or so the poor kid thought
Sifa’s license lapsed and then he ended up In court
Fitzy’s start to coaching caught a minor COVID glitch
One and all will tell you Mitchell Moses is a bitch
The Fox is out there on the wing, the trys have all run dry
But when they beat the Eels it brought a tear to this man’s eye
Doggies fans thought Raelene Castle was the wicked witch
But they can all agree that Mitchell Moses is a bitch
Madge Maguire got the chop, and Brownie got the axe
The Warriors and Tigers coaches never can relax
Dale Finucane plays guitar and sings in perfect pitch.
He wrote a song to tell us Mitchell Moses is a bitch
