Rd22: EELS v Storms GAME DAY THREAD @ Marvel Stadium 28/7/23

[Wally21]

thanks Dylan ya Groper

He’s a selfish dumb merkin

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Waqa Blake, not sure who's been worse, him or Carige 1998

 

[hineyrulz]

Junior and Ogden are lazy fat f**ks

How can you start them together?? Not Makas biggest fan but he’s a decent defender. Having two slugs on the field together is retreaded. Further proof the coach is as dumb as Dogshit.

 

[Tooooks]

I don’t think I’m game to tip us against the Dragons.

 

[JokerEel]

Holy shit we need a new coach

 

[hineyrulz]

Waqa hasn’t bought into our slide defence and is still trying to jam in. You are too stupid to get that right merkin. Stick to your structure…or better yet, retire

He doesn’t pick himself, blame the simpleton who thinks he’s an option these days.

 

[yy_cheng]

Waqa hasn’t bought into our slide defence and is still trying to jam in. You are too stupid to get that right merkin. Stick to your structure…or better yet, retire

$25k a week for waqa. He's having the last laugh

 

[JokerEel]

Junior Run hard and fast stop offloading you idiot

 

[hineyrulz]

Holy shit we need a new coach

Welcome to 2018.

 

[PARRA_FAN]

YOU IDIOTS!!!!!

 

[Chipmunk]

We were dreadful from the 12th minute mark. In reality, the Storm weren't even really that good, our efforts most of the time were just that woeful that we made them look like the best team in the comp.

I'd seen enough after 2 weeks of the season that we were just wasting our time this year, and tonight just puts a full stop on it.

We either need an influx of new players or a complete change of direction, otherwise next year will be even worse.

What was once our strength, our forwards, has become a distinct liability...our forwards are just utter gash now. Surely we dont rely that much on one forward? When your forwards are now utter gash it just means your piss weak useless outside backs are exposed for how useless they really are.

Some of Junior's efforts tonight were just next level f**king appalling. He's probably decent enough in 10 minute stints but outside of that he's a complete and utter disgrace and just an absolute waste of f**king space. He needs to be f**ked off, and f**ked off sooner rather than later.

 

[Jake the snake]

Holy shit we need a new coach

We got there my friend, we got there

 

[Jake the snake]

10 YEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Noise]

How can you start them together?? Not Makas biggest fan but he’s a decent defender. Having two slugs on the field together is retreaded. Further proof the coach is as dumb as Dogshit.

He’s a f**king fraud.

 

[Happy MEel]

He doesn’t pick himself, blame the simpleton who thinks he’s an option these days.

It’s absurd to think our (lack of) brains trust thought he was our best option. Why can 99% of merkins on here see he isn’t up to first grade but not the deadshits in charge? He’ll get picked again next week, I’m sure.

It’s things like this that contradict Pou’s assertion that the coaching staff always know best. That’s simply not true.

 

[hineyrulz]

He’s a f**king fraud.

Only at a tin pot shithouse club like ours would this bald dope be our most capped coach. No resources and no chance ffs!!

 

[PARRA_FAN]

How many more games left? Just so I can relax and not put up with this rubbish.

 

[hineyrulz]

Most of the Scums tries were as soft as Elton John at the Playboy mansion.

 

[the phantom menace]

It’s things like this that contradict Pou’s assertion that the coaching staff always know best. That’s simply not true.

That assertion (obviously) never has been true... but it wouldn't surprise me if Pou has never challenged authority in his adult life.

#supportthestatusquo

 

[Tooooks]

We will not win another comp in my lifetime. The whole place is amateur hour. No decent juniors, a shockingly bad reserve grade team , a coach who can’t fix our defence.

What a waste. I think we’ll probably win next week then lose the remaining games.