Hahahahahahaha....
No wait...nope had it right the first time
Hahahahahahaha
Really want to go down that path?
1 Barba - His job is catching bombs and being the last line of defense,can't catch nor tackle
2 Vidot - Yeah,he has his good weeks but he also has the recessive Pommeroy gene
3 Hodges - About 5 years past his best football,is a warmed corpse,a puffer fish living on his rep alone,reminiscent of Lote T
4 Reed - Had one good year 2 years ago,has been barely servicable since
5 Copley - More like gumply,was held out of the team for a while by Maranta,nuff said
Then lets go to the halves which are also part of the backline
6 Hoffman - Can run hard,can catch,should be fullback
7 Hunt - LOL! If not for a decent boot wouldn't even be a paid to play football