10 Reasons why Frenzy thinks Felix’s a Shit Footballer

[bad boy bubby]

I wouldn't of made it.

I wouldn't have either

 

[Defer to the coifed]

Yeah Jac wasnt to catch him with 25 metres start.
For Eion sake, I will update him on who is the fastest. The fastest current NRL contracted player is Gideon Mosby. next is Jac Then there is Roberts . Then there is daylight.

 

[Surely]

I would have made it too.

I doubt it

 

[Surely]

Yeah Jac wasnt to catch him with 25 metres start.
For Eion sake, I will update him on who is the fastest. The fastest current NRL contracted player is Gideon Mosby. next is Jac Then there is Roberts . Then there is daylight.

Yeah watch Roberts give up and then val cruising in from the left to put it down under the sticks.

He burnt them with acceleration that's why they gave a 25 metre start.

 

[carcharias]

Luke Lewis scores them and he can’t even walk.
You have such a head start nobody even has a chance.

 

[bluefox1968]

I wouldn't of made it.

Roberts would have caught me at the 30 metre mark - now we can all stop dreaming...

 

[chewsta]

I would have caught it in the clear and then kicked ahead. Some other merkin can chase it.

Seriously though, i would have dropped it.

 

[Card Shark]

Speaking of shit footballers, just saw Fergo (& 2 others).

At same hotel as me, in Newcastle.

Said g’day to them.

 

[Quigs]

Speaking of shit footballers, just saw Fergo (& 2 others).

At same hotel as me, in Newcastle.

Said g’day to them.

Were you wearing that yellow dress again Cardy ?

 

[Card Shark]

Were you wearing that yellow dress again Cardy ?

No, my Sharks premiers T Shirt.

I’m sure he noticed & was lamenting....

 

[Surely]

11. There aren't many canaries left in the cage

 

[Quigs]

 

[wibble]

I'm actually surprised at Holmes' pace. I thought he was just OK in the speed department, but he has made long range breaks most weeks since the Raiders game and is burning plenty of opposition players.

 

[Surely]

Supreme athlete

I could only give him 2 points though as he had a couple of errors.

 

[Marchad]

I'm actually surprised at Holmes' pace. I thought he was just OK in the speed department, but he has made long range breaks most weeks since the Raiders game and is burning plenty of opposition players.

He isn’t as fast as JAC but he has quicker acceleration and stays longer at his top speed.

 

[wibble]

He isn’t as fast as JAC but he has quicker acceleration and stays longer at his top speed.

Yeah, his acceleration while sniffing around the middle has been enough to bust teams wide open several times. I have been pleasantly surprised by it.

 

[Card Shark]

His advantage is his change of direction is almost at top speed

 

[Frenzy.]

He isn’t as fast as JAC but he has quicker acceleration and stays longer at his top speed.

That doesnt even make sense.

 

[Frenzy.]

 

[McLovin]

That Fiji #4 tho