12th Man Thread

[IanG]

TONY: As a matter of fact I'm really starting to quite like pigeions myself.
BILL: Aw yeah that'd be right
TONY: No I am really. Just lightly roasted and covered in a wild berry dew.
BILL: Aw yeah yeah here we go.
TONY: Some crisp greens on the side and some sh*taky mushrooms
BILL: yeah yeah
TONY: And wash it down with a nice peno and wah or a cheeky chardony
BILL: Oh ha ha ha very funny.

 

[Collingwood Storm]

Bummer no podcasts

SEN must have listened to u, i just checked the site then and they now have podcasts, but the newest ones r from monday i think

hopefully they put up the richie interview, he was on the good oil

 

[Sanchez]

killing the pigeons is always funny

 

[Bomber]

Mike Munro: And now, this tribute from the great Sir Donald Bradman
Bill: (embarrassed giggle)
The Don: Hello
(applause)
Bill: Oh my goodness....thank you, Sir Don.

 

[IanG]

TONY: A thick top edge the ball has smashed into his glasses Bob Hawke style.

 

[Bomber]

RICHIE: When some big Kiwi prick hits a four off a snick....
IAN (joining in): That's Parore....

 

[IanG]

Andrew G: G'day Richie how's it goin'?
Richie: Holy F**k it's Nathan Bracken

 

[Marshall_magic]

Richie: Excuse me gals
Ladies: Hello
Richie: I am Richie Benaud and this is Mark Nicholas and we used to be on the channel 9 cricket commentry team
Ladies: ok
Richie: We have recently been boned...
Ladies: YUCK DISGUSTING
Richie: F**K I GOTTA STOP SAYING THAT WORD

 

[Bomber]

Mark Nicholas: Listen darling....if you sign our little petition here, I'll give you the shag of your life................you don't know what you're missing.................

 

[IanG]

Yeah love how he does Mark Nicholas. as if he's Austin Powers

 

[Tom Shines]

Bouncer... or reverse full toss as it's known nowadays.

I just wish he said "sweep shot... or a reverse reverse sweep as it's..."

 

[Marshall_magic]

Richie: Mark do you want to be the sex symbol of the commentry team
Tubby: Sure Rich what do you want me to do
Richie: Not you Tubby I meant Mark Nicholas.
Mark N: Smashing
Richie: Stick to your Fujitsu ads Tubby.

 

[Bomber]

Eddie: I need you to take one for the team. We're down late in the game, we're stuck in our own quarter, we need to kick a few goals...
Richie: Can we talk f**king cricket, at least?

 

[Sanchez]

RICHIE: Sh*t i wouldnt be surprised if it was eddie in the humphey b bear suit

 

[Bomber]

IAN: Oh, hasn't he smacked that out of his arse. That's a big fat six, all the way. 'f**k you', says Stephen Fleming as he cuts loose. That's the biggest hit since the Beatles.
RICHIE (off-air): 'Biggest hit since the Beatles?' Ian, you're on fire!

 

[IanG]

RICHIE: Sh*t i wouldnt be surprised if it was eddie in the humphey b bear suit

DAVID: Well yes it is actually

 

[IanG]

RICHIE: And it was a brilliant peice of captancy that eventually broke this pair up. When he decided to bring in a short backward square. David Boon the 5 foot 2 Tasmanian with the flaired pants was the perfect choice.

 

[Marshall_magic]

Richie: Lets look at the Australian card, Langer run out 159, Hayden run out 250, Ponting not out 278, And Michael Clarke was unfortunate, he was laughing so hard at Tony Greg coming into bowl he simply collapsed onto his stups and was out hit wicket.

 

[Sanchez]

RICHIE:The crowd of 420000 at the MCG saw some great action today

 

[IanG]

"Loved It Can't See Enough Of It. Can Not See Enough Of That Footage" - Billy on the Jennifer Hawkins wardrobe incident