The Cows have unfortunately for them drawn the short straw. Having failed to respect the opposition on the weekend, the Roosters found themselves standing before 23,500 of mostly their own supporters with their pants pulled down around their ankles by a bloke they didn't want some years back. It's an unedifying experience for a proud premier, and it won't happen this week.
The Cows have been doing similar recently, being sufficiently superior to Manly and the Broncos in Townsville to take the foot off the pedal. No such luxury here. As Ivan Cleary said on his way to Allianz last Saturday, if you wanna be champ, you gotta beat the champ. This is their chance, but I doubt they are quite good enough.