1st Ashes Test: Australia v England @ Gabba Dec 8-12, 2021

[jargan83]

Covers coming off

 

[The Mad Hatter]

ABs statue would move its feet better than young Rory.

 

[Mr Spock!]

A shame this pitch wasn't served up last summer instead of the day 3 lifeless thing on the opening day of the final test.

I wonder why that was?

 

[_snafu_]

I am glad we didn't win the bat flip.

 

[jargan83]

According to Cricinfo - Match now delayed by bad light

 

[King-Gutho94]

Come back tomorrow when the sun is out.
No advantage for Australia to come out and now and bat.

Start afresh tomorrow

 

[Bazal]

f**ken bad light.

Melbourne never has bad light....

 

[_snafu_]

f**ken bad light.

Melbourne never has bad light....

It never rains in Malbin, according to Warnie.

 

[King-Gutho94]

f**ken bad light.

Melbourne never has bad light....

Its only 5 o-clock up there as well bloody Queenslanders

 

[Smug Panther]

Its only 5 o-clock up there as well bloody Queenslanders

Maybe they need daylight savings?

 

[jargan83]

Stumps have been called - that would never happen in Malbun because it never rains and they play until 11pm in horse blankets.

 

[mave]

Maybe they need daylight savings?

Not likely.

How would the cows know what time to come up and get milked?

And who will pay for all the house curtains that will fade quicker with the extra hour of sunlight?

 

[King-Gutho94]

I knew the ghosts of Nasser hussain would haunt joe root and he wouldn't be ballsy enough to bowl first.

 

[Munky]

Phil Gould

As bad as Gus can be I've never heard him deny reality and shit on a player for good play like Warne did with Starc's opening ball.

 

[Twizzle]

Its about 6am in the old dart, probably went to bed at midnight after the first ball..

Tommy lives in Townsville

 

[mozza91]

As bad as Gus can be I've never heard him deny reality and shit on a player for good play like Warne did with Starc's opening ball.

Gus’ vendetta is against the people that run the game rather than the players. You’re right though Warne is worse than Gus.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

What a day!!!
Shane Warne has to call Starc taking a first ball pearler. Then he gets shut down by his bosom buddy Mark Waugh over the vice captaincy (Smith vs Warner) and the venue for the 5th test. Lol

 

[hineyrulz]

Time for a kebab, my shitters tomorrow morning will look as bad as the English score card.

 

[hineyrulz]

I reckon the ball will do quite a bit tomorrow, it’s as humid AF up in Brisbane atm. We’ve had a month of rain and barely any dry days whatsoever.

Pretty piss weak from the geriatric, if it’s not swinging around corners he’s bog average.

 

[The Lounge Lizard]

Starc should call Warnie a plastic headed moron. “He was a great cricketer for Australia but his opinions smell worse than Ron Jeremy’s asshole”

Phew!

Shuddup, I've just finished dinner. I don't want the second coming of a homemade pepperoni, mushroom and capsicum pizza.