1st Ashes Test: Australia v England @ Gabba Dec 8-12, 2021

[Mr. Shaman]

Donkey

 

[Fangs]

Out goes Marcus, enter Marnus.

 

[Haffa]

Harris is an easy wicket. Prod prod prod

 

[mozza91]

England through our tail now. Onto the batsmen.

 

[Bazal]

This is what shits me about our selectors. Harris doesn't have a problem scoring decent runs at Shield level, but he's never indicated that he's ever fixed his issues outside off. And now he's out caught to a ball around off AGAIN.

But they'll just look at a few hundreds and say he's good to go. What's this his third stint in the side, and he's changed nothing

 

[Haffa]

Marcus Harris to score 402* and make all you jerks eat shit.

Ok, wieners.

 

[Meth]

Nice catch from Malan and Robinson looks pretty good.

 

[Hutty1986]

And one of the worst openers in Australian test history fails again

 

[Fangs]

Marnus knows where his pegs are. Marcus take notes.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Is Labs high?

 

[Bazal]

They say there's only two kinds of leave but I propose a third.

Good, bad, and Marnus Labuschagne

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Labuschagne is such a Weirdo.

 

[Eelectrica]

Just had a quick look at the score. Absolutely no one anywhere could have predicted Harris falling early.

 

[Meth]

Robinson and Labuschagne getting into it

 

[Meth]

Alan Border is such a welcome addition to any commentary box

 

[Twizzle]

Great little cameo from Harris.

I mean what did they expect, he has been out of form in first class cricket, did they think he was all of a sudden going to be come a test class batsman.

 

[TheParraboy]

Marnus looking to run out Davey there?

 

[TheParraboy]

Alan Border is such a welcome addition to any commentary box

him and Hussey are cricket heaven in the box

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Da boiz looking shaky

 

[TheParraboy]

Just had a quick look at the score. Absolutely no one anywhere could have predicted Harris falling early.

He will make it up in the second innings im sure, or in Adelaide twilight next test