1st Ashes Test: Australia v England @ Gabba Dec 8-12, 2021

[hineyrulz]

This is how you treat a bald man.

Big bash Booooooooooooost point is ours!!

 

[Eelectrica]

Might get the bash boost point by lunch if the Z factor keeps bowling.

 

[JamesRustle]

Great to see Woakes in Australia. Sporting royalty, the equivalent of Prince Andrew, we salute you Sir.

Does Woakes have plans to meet up with Andrew's QLD based friend, Virginia Giuffre?

 

[Valheru]

This will have to be the most embarrassing of the 5-0 drubbings England have copped this century.

 

[Bazal]

Man they're pasting this bald nerd

 

[mozza91]

These 2 treating this pie chucker with the respect he deserves.

 

[Eelectrica]

You know you're shit when Labs is teeing off a few minutes from lunch

 

[hineyrulz]

Leech sucks.

50 for Marnus the Magnificent!!!

 

[Bazal]

Stokes is busted. So are Engerlund.

Labs on fire

 

[The Lounge Lizard]

Labiashave looks a bit ugly with his offside strokes but that was a nice six.

Getting the job done anyhow.

 

[This Year?]

In the midst of watching the cuck get his dream of having 2 bulls come true, someone on ch7 had to mention THAT Headingley game and trigger my PTSD.

 

[mave]

Stokes walking like the Leach is bowling.

 

[hineyrulz]

Maybe the Poms should of rested Stokes instead of Jimmy and Broad???

 

[Bazal]

Maybe the Poms should of rested Stokes instead of Jimmy and Broad???

Just rest em all mate it's a long series

 

[hineyrulz]

Just rest em all mate it's a long series

They’ll be cherry ripe for the 5th test when they are down 4 zip.

 

[This Year?]

Well my highlight of that session was Root blocking Leach's view of the pitch for an awkwardly long amount of time.
Also the Benaud clones look soooo good on TV and not a single mention of them from the rival network, but the best part is no annoying plastic faced narcissist in commentary.

 

[Bazal]

Good sesh.

If Leach had hair it'd be red, he's obviously someone's stepchild the way Marnus and Davey treated him

 

[The Mad Hatter]

So, let me get this right.

Yesterday, we lost two hours to rain and bad light.
Today, we started a half hour early.
They bowled 31 overs.
England made up ONE f**king over!!!

 

[King hit]

Going far much better then I expected. Humid day with a green pitch had my concerned a little but they are knocking it out of the park. Have a great seat at the Gabba and having a great day.

 

[TheParraboy]

Has Warne suggested we declare before tea sometime, to put the pressure right back on England?