1st Ashes Test: Australia v England @ Gabba Dec 8-12, 2021

[The Lounge Lizard]

Death, taxes, Australian batting collapses.

That almost rhymes.

 

[Bazal]

Relying on the debutant and peaheart Head. We're f**ked.

Luckily were playing England

 

[Eelectrica]

in the Australia A game none of our top 5 got going

They will probably persist with Harris

Mitch Marsh 24 not out. Could make hundred yet...

 

[hineyrulz]

@King hit Thats not you out there mate???? Too many Milton Mangoes????

 

[Hutty1986]

Luckily were playing England

Not to worry. The series is over anyway!!

 

[Bazal]

Not to worry. The series is over anyway!!

It's all tactics mate

Normally teams don't want to bat last but at the Gabba with bald men as the two spinners the boys are fighting for the chance

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Ollie Robinson and Aussie stupidity keeping England in this.

 

[hineyrulz]

This is where we are really missing the plucky little Admiral, him and his swagger and chat would be handy about now.

 

[Bazal]

This is where we are really missing the plucky little Admiral, him and his swagger and chat would be handy about now.

It's the perfect time for a snappy 23 runs followed by a charge down the pitch to meet the ball on the full at the other crease and getting stumped facing Mark Wood

 

[Mr. Shaman]

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I know I've posted this about 658 thousand times but, Head needs to step up this innings.

 

[hineyrulz]

Nice way to get underway for Carey.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Stokes bowling like an 87 year old lesbian

 

[hineyrulz]

Stokes follow through looks about as good as @Bazal on a Sunday after a big Saturday night.

 

[hineyrulz]

Every time Leech pops up on my screen Amber alert goes off inside my demented head.

 

[mozza91]

Head is lulling me in here. I’m starting to believe in him. Watch him throw his wicket away now.

 

[hineyrulz]

 

[blaza88z]

Wade deserves a call up after his character building innings last night

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Ben Stokes getting angry enough to knock someone out.

 

[hineyrulz]

Ben Stokes getting angry enough to knock someone out.

Keep your schooner glasses away from him.

Someone might lose an eye.