1st Ashes Test: Australia v England @ Gabba Dec 8-12, 2021

[Hutty1986]

Lol....we're in some shit.

 

[Eelectrica]

Good job Lyon not taking his 400th wicket yet.
I'm sure he's just waiting for people to get home from work so we can all celebrate the big 400 together

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Agreed, but also counterpoint, I'm thinking about a probable wash out tomorrow and then a hangover on Sunday.

Counterpoint, f**k you.

 

[Bazal]

Counterpoint, f**k you.

Fair

 

[Hutty1986]

Is Haze injured or something?

 

[hineyrulz]

lol Starc, Warne is a f**kwit but he's spot on about the pock faced pie thrower. Did Haze lose an Arm???

 

[jargan83]

Any rain around? Asking for a friend...

 

[Tweed Titan]

In to say for the 10th summer in a row that Lyon is shit and overrated. Try some variation every now and then you ugly bald gimp.

That bowling average will be nudging 35 before he retires. Lol at Langer calling him world class the other day.

 

[Eelectrica]

Niiioce Gary

 

[Hutty1986]

Coming off the most embarrassing home test series loss in Australian history last summer, all to play for....
Now getting brutalised by a meek little merkin and a merkin named 'Dawid'

 

[hineyrulz]

England are going to score 600 if we keep bowling the bald gimp.

 

[Incorrect]

In to say for the 10th summer in a row that Lyon is shit and overrated. Try some variation every now and then you ugly bald gimp.

That bowling average will be nudging 35 before he retires. Lol at Langer calling him world class the other day.

That f**king space cadet coach of ours thinks anyone who has an Aussie Tracksuit and doesn't wet their pants is "world class".

I'm not sure the "BOAT" actually satisfies both criteria....

 

[roofromoz]

Highlights of commentator in their playing days.

TICK.

 

[Hutty1986]

There's got to be an issue with Haze. We might still get away with a win here, but you feel the series has been flipped on its head today.

 

[roofromoz]

Stage fright.

He doesn't have 100,000 Victorians at the MCG shouting "NiCe GaRrY!!!" every time he bowls.

 

[hineyrulz]

The BOAT would struggle to get a wicket in the Big Beat Off seriously.

 

[roofromoz]

Please Isa, don't mention the war.




War meaning Hobart being awarded the 5th Test hosting rights.

 

[The Lounge Lizard]

Actually, they're weren't married.

"A year ago my life was perfect. Then overnight my world came falling down."

The WAG speaks for the first time.

www.mamamia.com.au

That's a relief for her

 

[Hutty1986]

That moronic QLD Police social media post ageing like a glass of milk in the sun

 

[King-Gutho94]

England are going to score 600 if we keep bowling the bald gimp.

Yet some muppet commentators wanted us to declare last night on day 2. England would have gone past us by now if we did that