1st Ashes Test: Australia v England @ Gabba Dec 8-12, 2021

[hineyrulz]

Too many Victorians for mine on 7. Fox coverage sans Warnie is great.

Swap Ponting for Warne and Fox would be excellent.

 

[hineyrulz]

I've never seen a bloke play over 100 tests and be so tactically inept, it reminds me of a certain 9 year NRL coach. Same haircuts as well.

 

[The Lounge Lizard]

Something tells me that his ex-wife and mother to his kids gives no fks about him being stranded on 399.

You mean some poor woman married him?

 

[Twizzle]

pitch the f**king thing up Manus

 

[Incorrect]

It's excruciating listening to Ian Chappell commentate on ABC Grandstand. He's on a different wavelength to the other commentators. Euthanasia really needs to be legalised....


Speaking of Chappelli, my mate has a share in a horse who goes by that moniker running it's 2nd race at Kembla Grange on Saturday, Race 6. Finished a gallant 3rd in its first run. It's favourite with the bookies tomorrow. Heavy track should suit. Fill yer boots lads!!!!

 

[Hutty1986]

Batsmen looking at ease here. Oh dear.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Getting f**ked by a bloke who can’t even spell David

 

[Incorrect]

Getting f**ked by a bloke who can’t even spell David

Is it a W or 2 V's???

Dawid or Davvid

 

[Twizzle]

good to see some stiff upper lip from the soap dodgers, we may even make it to day 4

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Can Nathan Leach take a wicket this decade?

 

[Bazal]

I mean, from a cricket fan perspective this is pretty good cricket

 

[Incorrect]

I mean, from a cricket fan perspective this is pretty good cricket

Considering I didn't think I'd get to see any Test cricket over the weekend the way things were at tea on day 1, I'm quite happy with the way England have shown some backbone

 

[Mr. Shaman]

I mean, from a cricket fan perspective this is pretty good cricket

f**k cricket, flog these pasty merkins

 

[JamesRustle]

Fun fact - @hineyrulz is actually drinking Heinz Big Red out of that paper bag.

No one quite knows why

2 parts Heinz Big Red and 5 parts ALDI vodka... a hobo bloody mary

 

[Bazal]

f**k cricket, flog these pasty merkins

Agreed, but also counterpoint, I'm thinking about a probable wash out tomorrow and then a hangover on Sunday.

 

[Hutty1986]

Sydney, Brisbane we failed to put away a series and then lost it. Hopefully this much-vaunted attack doesnt end up with yet another red mark on the record

 

[JamesRustle]

It's excruciating listening to Ian Chappell commentate on ABC Grandstand. He's on a different wavelength to the other commentators. Euthanasia really needs to be legalised....


Speaking of Chappelli, my mate has a share in a horse who goes by that moniker running it's 2nd race at Kembla Grange on Saturday, Race 6. Finished a gallant 3rd in its first run. It's favourite with the bookies tomorrow. Heavy track should suit. Fill yer boots lads!!!!

The horse version makes more sense when commentating cricket too.

 

[Incorrect]

The horse version makes more sense when commentating cricket too.

But surprisingly doesn't have as many blankets as the human version....

 

[roofromoz]

You mean some poor woman married him?

Actually, they're weren't married.

"A year ago my life was perfect. Then overnight my world came falling down."

The WAG speaks for the first time.

www.mamamia.com.au

 

[hineyrulz]

Harris can't bat can't catch. Moved like the Sloth to that.