1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[some11]

Anderson is the Luai of cricket, just so f**king unlikeable.

Just like Davey deadshit, he'll never be considered as a great due to his away record.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Our tail is plod, if the poms are gonna keep up with these pitches, and bully Boland, just play Starc for the tonk.

Starc would go for 12 an over on these pitches

 

[Bazal]

Our tail is plod, if the poms are gonna keep up with these pitches, and bully Boland, just play Starc for the tonk.

Play Darsh at 8

#bisonball

 

[Fangs]

Patty averages 7.9 in his last ten innings with the bat.

I'll take 15/20 from him.

 

[simmo1]

Cummins looks like such a walking wicket these days, especially in defence. I think he needs to reinvent himself as a Starc style slogger.

 

[Sphagnum]

Uzi needs to start farming the strike or the triple is in all sorts

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Play Darsh at 8

#bisonball

Darsh could be Warners replacement

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Greta can't bat with a wooden bat because it destroys the amazon rainforest.
Give him a bat made from recycled hemp products and watch him go.

 

[gUt]

Cummins always looked at his best when he was playing shots. His team is in a position where that's what we need from him. Let's go skipper

 

[Bazal]

I wonder what @LeedsRhinos has to say about cheating Moeen and his cheating sticky spray?

 

[Eelectrica]

More of that please Moeen

 

[Fangs]

Only 50 to go!

 

[JokerEel]

I wonder what @LeedsRhinos has to say about cheating Moeen and his cheating sticky spray?

It's funny how the ball isn't spinning anymore!

f**king cheating Pommies!

 

[Sphagnum]

Ali needs to find some Bazball ointment

 

[Mr. Shaman]

I wonder what @LeedsRhinos has to say about cheating Moeen and his cheating sticky spray?

The unwashed still carry on about sandpapergate, and it wasn’t even them that was sleighted.

 

[Fangs]

Make that 44. And Cummins is now over halfway to his career average. I'm getting excited.

 

[Bazal]

More of that please Moeen

Needs more sticky spray

 

[gUt]

it moved

 

[Fangs]

Yes Patty!

 

[Chins get the wins]

Paddy you sexy PENRITH! boy