1st Test: Australia v India at Adelaide Dec 17-21 2020

[The Mad Hatter]

Wade a half Quiney already.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Brayshaw about to give Wadey the man of the match after that boundary

 

[jargan83]

Huss: "Wade should play his natural game"

Didn't his natural game involve being struck 74 times in the first innnings with a blank stare in his face?

 

[8Ball]

Wadey has assessed the situation nicely here. A quick 10 should put the game beyond doubt

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Hey I like curries.

I make a mean beef vindaloo.

Do you do delivery?

 

[_snafu_]

Time for some ramp shots from Wadey. Entertain us!

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Warner will find it near on impossible to get back in this team.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Bumrah needs to take 10/8 for India to win this

 

[Hutty1986]

Bumrah v Burns. What an epic mismatch!

 

[2 weeks]

Has anyone actually told Burnsy he has to hit that pink thing ?

 

[Incorrect]

Fleming with his bullshit 'snick Street', 'Avenue of apprehension', 'highway of hesitation' crap can f**k off.

It wasn’t funny 10 years ago you vico mong, it sure the f**k isn't funny on the 900th repeat.

He and Tim Bailey the f**ktard weather man from Channel 10 need to be slapped across the face and told that alliteration is not f**king clever or funny... It's vexing when overdone and they are both merkins

 

[Mr Spock!]

Do you do delivery?

Sure. If I post it now you might get it in a week.

 

[2 weeks]

Bumrah needs to take 10/8 for India to win this

* Stokes needs to score 150 for the poms to win this

 

[nöyd]

Burns will either be gone real soon, or he'll end up 5* off 50 balls in this chase

 

[hineyrulz]

Time for some ramp shots from Wadey. Entertain us!

Wadey after another 70 ball 8

 

[jargan83]

* Stokes needs to score 150 for the poms to win this

Shut your dirty whore mouth

 

[hineyrulz]

Wadey speeding towards a Niney here.

 

[jargan83]

Wadey going at better than run a ball now

 

[Mr Spock!]

Burns needs to take Michael Bevan's advice to Phil Emery when facing Waqar and Wasim.

Don't aim at the ball.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Sure. If I post it now you might get it in a week.

I’m filthy hung over, so that sounds good.