1st Test: Australia v Pakistan @ Optus Stadium Perth, Dec 14-18 2023

[Bazal]

I'll assume you have a problem with Warner then as well. His behaviour on the field prior to Capetown was embarrassing at times and he is a known sledger as well. I'll do some light reading on Hayden in the first session.

Off the field is a bit lopsided, we've all consumed the word salad from Hayden in the commbox (I view it as harmless, not vindictive like Chappell or Warney). Just wait until we see a bit of Warner's post cricket antics.

I'd hope where I earlier compared choosing the better bloke out of the two to choosing your preferred colour between two massive turds would have made my views on both clear

I just reckon Haydos is a massive POS and hides it behind a goofy hick persona.

 

[Fangs]

The Swan River looks like shit

 

[AlwaysGreen]

If this was the WACA the Fremantle doctor should kick in across the trots track around 3.

But its not so I'll reminisce about John Snow instead.

 

[This Year?]

If this was the WACA the Fremantle doctor should kick in across the trots track around 3.

But its not so I'll reminisce about John Snow instead.

John Snow: A Worthy Successor To Trueman And Statham – Almanack

John Snow was England’s main strike weapon in winning the Ashes in Australia in 1970/71. He was named a Wisden COTY the following spring.

www.google.com

 

[Fangs]

It's Friday. School term has ended. Kids are watching tik tok jerking off all afternoon.

Can't Perth do a gold coin donation and fill the place up? Home town hero Mitch Marsh hasn't even drawn them in.

 

[_snafu_]

The Swan River looks like shit

Is Perth Red swimming in it?

 

[Fangs]

Impervious from Marsh

 

[mozza91]

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This afl ground has got about as much character as a room full of accountants.
Its not a cricket ground.
Goes to show new is not always better.

 

[Fangs]

Is Perth Red swimming in it?

Did someone handball a sherrin overboard?

 

[westerntiger]

another awesome crowd

 

[Fangs]

M.Marsh highest score is 87 against Pakistan.

Knock knock

 

[This Year?]

Baby Shark bangin' 'em through the covers like his old man does to women.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Cricket Group chat my mate goes

"Langer is such a bad commentator."

Someone else chimes in 30 seconds later and goes leave JL alone he brings elite honesty to comm box.

 

[Nutz]

This is so cool.
Finally I'm able to have a beer and watch UHD cricket on my new tv.....how good is this batting.
What a great sporting family the Marsh's are.

 

[Bazal]

Carey is bad at sports

Good rock but

 

[Fangs]

Jamal has been expensive but he has been the pick of the bowlers. He will probably end up with 5.

 

[yobbo84]

Gees that was unplayable. Excellent ball.

 

[Haffa]

Give the first test to Hobart once their new ground is ready. Guarantee it draws a bigger crowd than this

 

[Fangs]

It looks like a mini MCG. The Yarra river is the asshole of the world and the Swan isn't far off.

Is Perth the new Melbourne?