1st Test: Australia v Pakistan @ Optus Stadium Perth, Dec 14-18 2023

[Bazal]

Give the first test to Hobart once their new ground is ready. Guarantee it draws a bigger crowd than this

Given there are about 89 people there I think you're better off listing the few grounds that would get a smaller crowd.

They'd get more into f**ken Karen Rolton.

 

[King-Gutho94]

It looks like a mini MCG. The Yarra river is the asshole of the world and the Swan isn't far off.

Is Perth the new Melbourne?

Perth gets sun & beaches

Melbourne gets rain, drizzle, whinging & Melbourne Storm

 

[TheParraboy]

BISON, Once he gets his ton, go the tonk for 20-30min, then declare

550+ I reckon..

Still have 30-40 overs at them tonight

 

[Fangs]

Jamal gets another well deserved.

 

[TheParraboy]

Crowd day 1
16,259

 

[mozza91]

Shaheen looks like someone and I can’t figure out who. It’s giving me the shits.

 

[King hit]

It looks like a mini MCG. The Yarra river is the asshole of the world and the Swan isn't far off.

Is Perth the new Melbourne?

Without the insecurity and small man syndrome

 

[westerntiger]

Crowd day 1
16,259

Counting arms and legs as individual people like they do at Giants games

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Shaheen looks like someone and I can’t figure out who. It’s giving me the shits.

Eric Bana.

 

[hineyrulz]

Eric Bana.

 

[Bazal]

Hahahahahaha Bison you imbecile

 

[Chins get the wins]

Darsh/10

 

[hineyrulz]

Oh Darsh!!

 

[Haffa]

Cam Green tonnes up there

 

[Incorrect]

5 Fer for Jamal on debut.... Well done young man.... Or old man. Who knows how old these Pakistani merkins are tbh.....

 

[Fangs]

M.Marsh highest score is 87 against Pakistan.

Knock knock

Who is there Fangs?

Its Mitch Marsh with a new highest score against Pakistan! 90.

 

[mave]

Shaheen looks like someone and I can’t figure out who. It’s giving me the shits.

 

[Chins get the wins]

We probably have time to get them out today now

 

[westerntiger]

Given there are about 89 people there I think you're better off listing the few grounds that would get a smaller crowd.

Mayor Darcy Byrne wants the test moved to Leichhardt

 

[Mr Angry]

Perth is beautiful.

Well done Jamal, I like a good debut.

Time for the bowlers....