1st Test: Australia v Pakistan @ Optus Stadium Perth, Dec 14-18 2023

[AlwaysGreen]

Lets see how many times they mention Lyon and 500 wickets.

I'm tipping 600 billion from Brayshaw alone.

 

[_snafu_]

Pakistan not taking advantage of the Powerplay.

 

[Fangs]

Welcome back baldy.

We missed him in the second half of the Ashes. He will take 4 in this innings and get his 500.

 

[mozza91]

Joe Root levels of tinniness from the Paki openers.

 

[Bazal]

Baldest captaincy...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

We're already desperate enough to bowl Marsh?

 

[mave]

Should've opened with the Bison.

Batting and bowling.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lyon looks like he's eaten a few goats.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

f**k, these stories from Langer are painful.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lol, 'hit him in the love handles'.

 

[King-Gutho94]

f**k, these stories from Langer are painful.

A sponge has more charisma.

 

[westerntiger]

Channel seven coverage is unwatchable shite

 

[westerntiger]

f**k, these stories from Langer are painful.

Is he droning about how WA should have been allowed to secede in 1933?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Is he droning about how WA should have been allowed to secede in 1933?

Something about eating twisties and f**king burger rings at the cricket.

He and Brayshaw together is hellish.

 

[Incorrect]

On the flipside, Ravi Shastri when he's not drunk trying to pump up the TV audience and the crowd and doing on field presentations and not calling Indian matches, is actually pretty good IMO....

EDIT - it probably helps in this scenario where he's calling 2 teams he hates lol. He can't get excited no matter who's winning!!

 

[King-Gutho94]

On the flipside, Ravi Shastri when he's not drunk trying to pump up the TV audience and the crowd and doing on field presentations and not calling Indian matches, is actually pretty good IMO....

EDIT - it probably helps in this scenario where he's calling 2 teams he hates lol. He can't get excited no matter who's winning!!

I like Ravi as a neutral commentator.

He is one of the few Indians that isn't afraid to show off there actual personality.

I can get people can find him irrating when calling Indian games but it's probably no different to half our blokes calling Australia matches and a bit of bias.

 

[Bazal]

Lol Carey is so shit he cant even remove the bails when he hits the pegs

 

[Bazal]

I like Ravi as a neutral commentator.

He is one of the few Indians that isn't afraid to show off there actual personality.

I can get people can find him irrating when calling Indian games but it's probably no different to half our blokes calling Australia matches and a bit of bias.

He's not afraid because he's drunk out of his gourd by 8am....

 

[King hit]

f**k, these stories from Langer are painful.

Watching commercial tv is painful

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Haydos is such a big mouth galoot.