1st Test: Australia v South Africa at Perth on Nov 3-7, 2016

[Meth]

that was soft

 

[hineyrulz]

why is Aleem Derp considered the best umpire?

Because he has great hair.

 

[Bazal]

So we'll lead by a small handful....good match this.

People are focusing on the collapse because it's obvious, but both sides have bowled brilliantly apart from one session from SA last night. It's kinda nice to see bowlers dominating for once.

 

[Canard]

Wow Warner really isn't great in those Sony TV ads.

 

[Tommy Smith]

It's been over 11 years since Freddie Flintoff destroyed Australia in the 2005 Ashes.

And yet in a beautfiully poetic way, he's still f**king the Aussies over because of the mad, insane 11 year quest for an all-rounder of their own which he sent the Aussie selectors on.

Legend.

 

[Canard]

So we'll lead by a small handful....good match this.

People are focusing on the collapse because it's obvious, but both sides have bowled brilliantly apart from one session from SA last night. It's kinda nice to see bowlers dominating for once.

When you consider Steyn out for most of the innings, you have to give it to SA on points so far.

 

[Incorrect]

This test could come down to which team has the better spinner come 3rd and 4th innings'

Imagine that 20 years ago at the WACA

I'll back Siddle to spin us to victory from here!

ZING!!!!!!!!

Crediting hineyrulz for the SIddle/Spinner gag!!!

 

[hineyrulz]

Not one batsmen besides the openers getting out of the 20s has more impact IMO.

As I said our batting has been shocking but that call to fire our best player was a huge call and changed the game. And then again when Nev was playing well and putting on a partnership with Siddle he is fired.

We lost 10 for 70, which is disgraceful no matter how poor the umpiring.

 

[Bazal]

It's been over 11 years since Freddie Flintoff destroyed Australia in the 2005 Ashes.

And yet in a beautfiully poetic way, he's still f**king the Aussies over because of the mad, insane 11 year quest for an all-rounder of their own which he sent the Aussie selectors on.

Legend.

They found a pretty good one, his one real flaw was a weakness against inswing bowling and a tendency to play around his front pad. So they had him open the batting because that makes perfect sense

 

[Meth]

Pretty much all square. The rest of today is crucial. Amla is key.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Fking limp from most of the bats there. All out in less than 100 runs.

 

[East Coast Tiger]

What the very f**k???

I finished work expecting to turn on to see us sailing past the total with five or six in hand at worst.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

What the very f**k???

I finished work expecting to turn on to see us sailing past the total with five or six in hand at worst.

They cut off the snake's head...

 

[El Diablo]

It's been over 11 years since Freddie Flintoff destroyed Australia in the 2005 Ashes.

And yet in a beautfiully poetic way, he's still f**king the Aussies over because of the mad, insane 11 year quest for an all-rounder of their own which he sent the Aussie selectors on.

Legend.

never heard of the f**ker

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Take out Starc and Warner and this team couldn't beat me in backyard cricket

 

[El Diablo]

Take out Starc and Warner and this team couldn't beat me in backyard cricket

they could beat NZ though

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Joe Burns needs to come back in this side

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Take out Starc and Warner and this team couldn't beat me in backyard cricket

Probably be made to rest anyway. You'd shit it in.

 

[Meth]

they could beat NZ though

You're obsessed.

Did a Kiwi f**k your ugly missus or something? Confused her for a sheep or whatever.

 

[Canard]

You're obsessed.

Did a Kiwi f**k your ugly missus or something? Confused her for a sheep or whatever.

He'll never get over his prize sheep leaving him