1st Test: Australia v South Africa at Perth on Nov 3-7, 2016

[Canard]

Now Aaron Neville is gone.

 

[Bazal]

Bit unlucky for Nevill tbh. Looks like it'll all be pretty even halfway through the match

 

[hineyrulz]

2 wickets for derp.

 

[Eelectrica]

Ashwin and Jadeja are somewhere in India fapping like madmen waiting for our inept plodding batsman to get over there.

Australian touring squad to India might as well book a touristy day trip for days 4&5, not like they be still playing on those test match days. Perhaps an afternoon trip for Day 3. I'm sure they won't be late.

 

[Bazal]

Wow. Unluckier than I thought, he missed it completely...

 

[Canard]

Watto II decision to review killing us.

 

[no name]

f**king Marsh doing the Watto has cost Neville.

 

[hineyrulz]

Duhhhhr thought it was out LBW.

 

[Canard]

Looks like that umpire "Don't Know Much"

 

[Bazal]

Duhhhhr thought it was out LBW.

Haha

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Nev should just stand his ground.

That was fking bs decision.

 

[Bazal]

Nev should just stand his ground.

That was fking bs decision.

Yeah, nah, that'd be a pretty shit thing to do and Nev ain't like that

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Someone joked about Sids taking m Marsh spot.

It's not that unappealing tbh.

 

[Canard]

Someone joked about Sids taking m Marsh spot.

It's not that unappealing tbh.

Sids can bat, so that aren't really replacing like for like.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Yeah, nah, that'd be a pretty shit thing to do and Nev ain't like that

Shake your head and say no. f**k it. They should them all anyway. Say it didn't carry..stand ground. Why have drs if shit like that still gets through?

And yes. I'm going full retread.

 

[Hutty1986]

Australia will win this. If they roll SA for 40.

 

[hineyrulz]

Not to absolve our terrible batting but Allreem Derp's decision firstly to fire Smith and then to cost us a review and then to give a guy caught who misses it completely has changed this game.

One of the best umpires in the world apparently. But at the end of the day our batsmen just aren't good enough.

 

[Meth]

Siddle gets Australia ahead

 

[El Diablo]

why is Aleem Derp considered the best umpire?

 

[Canard]

Not to absolve our terrible batting but Allreem Derp's decision firstly to fire Smith and then to cost us a review and then to give a guy caught who misses it completely has changed this game.

One of the best umpires in the world apparently. But at the end of the day our batsmen just aren't good enough.

Not one batsmen besides the openers getting out of the 20s has more impact IMO.