1st Test: Australia v South Africa at Perth on Nov 3-7, 2016

[El Diablo]

You're obsessed.

Did a Kiwi f**k your ugly missus or something? Confused her for a sheep or whatever.

lol

i've upset the troll

 

[Meth]

eat a bag of dicks El D

or, as you would call it, "have a good Friday night"

 

[Meth]

lol someone in the background of commentary saying "he won't last the over"

 

[El Diablo]

eat a bag of dicks El D

or, as you call it, "Friday night"

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

our bowlers deserved better than to be back out in the field again already

 

[hineyrulz]

The amazing thing is these Merkins are getting paid for this.

 

[Meth]

This is where Mitchell Marsh should really prove his worth. Starc and Hazelwood bowled 3x as many overs as him in the first innings and would no doubt be less than fresh. They are key tomorrow and need to be in pretty good shape. Marsh and Lyon should do a bit of bowling today, after these spells. These 2 (Cook and Elgar) aren't going to be too aggressive.

 

[El Diablo]

The amazing thing is these Merkins are getting paid for this.

are you talking about the commentators or the players?

 

[Hutty1986]

Anything over a hundred will be too much for our rabble.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

why is Aleem Derp considered the best umpire?

He's not anymore. Kettleborough and Dharmesema are the best with Tucker not far behind.

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

He should really prove his worth by not being a shit merkin and contributing a little more to our fragile middle order. Id say I cant believe that we failed to back up our bowlers again but with the frequency that it happens these days id be lying...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Even on the scoreboard but with Steyn gone? We should regard ourselves as being ahead as apart from warner and SAS buvama and de kock no batsmen did anything to write home about.

Whether the pitch deteriorates or not I don't know but the WACA pitch has been viagra hard for 5 days recently.

 

[Meth]

geez Cook looks vulnerable

 

[Canard]

geez Cook looks vulnerable

He heard there was some Hawaiins in the crowd.

 

[Desert Qlder]

Another fabulous Aussie Collapse today!

 

[Meth]

He heard there was some Hawaiins in the crowd.

I don't follow

 

[The Mad Hatter]

He heard there was some Hawaiins in the crowd.

Sandwich Islanders?

 

[Meth]

Today's collapse was Australia's worst seven-wicket collapse since the time they lost 7/35, before being bowled out for 58, in the second innings of an Ashes Test at the Gabba in 1936.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Steyn is injured and AB De Legends isn't even playing and we still gonna lose lol

Steve Smith worse captain ever

 

[Canard]

Today's collapse was Australia's worst seven-wicket collapse since the time they lost 7/35, before being bowled out for 58, in the second innings of an Ashes Test at the Gabba in 1936.

Bloody DRS screwed us in that series.