1st Test: Pakistan v Australia @ Rawalpindi, March 4-8 2022

[TheParraboy]

4pm start Sydney time, SEN are taking the call.

Cricket on the commute home, all right.

Not bad

We should tour there more often, and for a 5 test series…

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Not bad

We should tour there more often, and for a 5 test series…

Plus 19 t20s.

 

[TheParraboy]

Plus 19 t20s.

Nah,
they would start till around midnight

We are taking about our convenient viewing pleasure , get with the show !!

 

[_snafu_]

Nah,
they would start till around midnight

We are taking about our convenient viewing pleasure , get with the show !!

Just watch the bat flip and go to bed.

 

[TheParraboy]

Pepsi Pakistan won toss and will bat, they are playing two spinners

We are going with our normal attack from last few years

 

[TheParraboy]

Pakistan 1 Abdullah Shafique, 2 Imam-ul-Haq, 3 Azhar Ali, 4 Babar Azam (capt), 5 Fawad Alam, 6 Mohammad Rizwan (wk), 7 Iftikhar Ahmed, 8 Nauman Ali, 9 Sajid Khan, 10 Naseem Shah, 11Shaheen Shah Afridi

Australia 1 David Warner, 2 Usman Khawaja, 3 Marnus Labuschagne, 4 Steven Smith, 5 Travis Head, 6 Cameron Green, 7 Alex Carey (wk), 8 Pat Cummins (capt), 9 Mitchell Starc, 10 Nathan Lyon, 11 Josh Hazlewood

 

[TheParraboy]

Hazelwood warming up with a (Fox advertised) footy ball under his armpit

 

[_snafu_]

We are f**ked. 3/3456744 at tea.

 

[simmo1]

Will be tough to win batting second. Looks like a road.

 

[hineyrulz]

It looked as flat as Brad Arthur’s forehead.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Home umpires in Pakistan should be interesting

 

[AlwaysGreen]

0/8.

I'm getting in early: sack Starc.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Home umpires in Pakistan should be interesting

DRS makes the decision these days anyways

 

[mave]

Can one of the 5000 security forces at the ground accidently shoot the merkin with the vuvuzela horn.
And I swear I can hear another merkin with an old school recorder. He can go too.

 

[TheParraboy]

DRS makes the decision these days anyways

Unless we burn them all...

 

[hineyrulz]

This pitch looks as flat as me at half time in the 2001 GF.

 

[Smug Panther]

Starc is a dumb merkin. What an awful review

 

[Fangs]

Love test cricket. I think we are in for a good one here.

 

[hineyrulz]

Starc is a dumb merkin. What an awful review

We HaVe 3 ReViEwS!! f**king dumb merkins.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Do these blokes even know how to play a ramp shot?