1st Test: Pakistan v Australia @ Rawalpindi, March 4-8 2022

[Fangs]

Lyon spinning it quite a bit...

Swepson around?

 

[jargan83]

Lyon spinning it quite a bit...

Swepson around?

Pretty sure he's in the squad but not playing in this Test.

 

[Fangs]

Pretty sure he's in the squad but not playing in this Test.

Correct.

Three part timers might do it.

Head really isn't doing much with it but its a point of difference at least. Having one spin more and one spin less might work.

 

[Hutty1986]

Well, the first 10 overs were tight. That's something, I guess

 

[AlwaysGreen]

0/51 first drinks break.

One might say we're in for a long day then again one mustn't forgot that Pakistan are known to collapse.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Head on already. Maybe 2 spinners could have been handy.

 

[hineyrulz]

Why do you need 3 quicks when you have Green in the side?? Surely Swepson was worth a gamble???

Lyon being treated like the bald headed plodder he is.

 

[Hutty1986]

Didn't take Pakistan long to realise that Lyon is the most innocuous 'spinner' of all time

 

[TheParraboy]

0/78

This will be 600+

 

[jargan83]

Didn't take Pakistan long to realise that Lyon is the most innocuous 'spinner' of all time

Baldest of All Time

 

[Hutty1986]

Oh yes, please keep playing those inane fcking trumpets

 

[jargan83]

Bring back the Yoga master.

Sure the score would still be 0/93 but the Australian's would be able to have a nice Chamomile tea with their lunch.

 

[_snafu_]

Baldest of All Time

Balder than the Eels coaching box.

 

[blaza88z]

I turned on the TV, noticed one of those batsmen averages mid 20's and I thought "well at least if they score big I can look forward to a wicket soon"..

Fair dinkum, that looks as flat as I have seen in a while and quite honestly it's not even good cricket when it's that flat on Day 1

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Baldest of All Time

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Australia should have played two bald spinners, at least the sun off their bald nuts might have confused the batsmen.

 

[hineyrulz]

Australia should have played two bald spinners, at least the sun off their bald nuts might have confused the batsmen.

The test side needs a bloke in it called Ashton.

 

[hineyrulz]

lol the Bald plodder strikes.

Shafique gives Lyon a toupee with that shot.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lunch 1/105, in the Langer era they'd tuck into tofu burgers and camomile tea, under Ronald its Quarter pounder meals all round.

 

[roofromoz]

Need another vuvuzela... I mean wicket, WICKET here.

I thought all those fkers were banned after the 2010 World Cup.