1st Test: South Africa v Australia at Durban March 1-5, 2018 - AUSTRALIA WON

[jargan83]

de Kock looking like he wants to cry.

 

[Hutty1986]

Put a few 50s in the Starc pokie and now its paying out

 

[herbert henry1908]

Shit eh? At 5/283 I bet there were a few tight arseholes

 

[JJ]

Going to be a very good win for Aust - good toss to win, but RSA also shot themselves in the foot, or choked as they seem to at home against Aust

Markram looks a fantastic talent though

 

[hineyrulz]

3 quick wickets since i called them a disgrace,you're welcome

Reverse Parrboy.

Can you bag the shit out of all the donkey’s I put my money on please HT???

 

[hineyrulz]

Great 100 by Merkram and an inform De Kock stiffens up their tail.

 

[Meth]

People are actually crying on twatter about Lyon dropping the ball near De Villiers after he ran him out. Jesus fcking wept. Either holier than thou top bloke NZ supporters (is JJ on twitter?) or maybe butthurt poms

Lyon is caught up in Warner's slipstream. Nothing really in it. But Warner is such a mong. He just can't help himself. Is he still vc?

 

[Twizzle]

yep

 

[AlwaysGreen]

0/86 from the goat.

Once a wicket is taken the ball is to be returned to the umpire. Last time I looked ABDV wasn't the umpire.

 

[JJ]

People are actually crying on twatter about Lyon dropping the ball near De Villiers after he ran him out. Jesus fcking wept. Either holier than thou top bloke NZ supporters (is JJ on twitter?) or maybe butthurt poms

Nah, not on twitter, sorry, I have a fully functioning frontal lobe, and no need for social validation through an online echo chamber

 

[herbert henry1908]

Warner might be in some strife. Some words exchanged in the players tunnel

 

[JJ]

Just when you think wee Davey has grown up - doesn't look like much, but why can't the wee fella just stop it

 

[lockyno1]

Meh nothing in it

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Davey is a believer in what he has a belief in.

The problem with blokes like Warner is they think that cricket is all that's important in life. It's just a game pal, a pretty f**king good one but still just a game.

 

[Haffa]

Handbags.

 

[simmo1]

Lyon was definitely shit stirring, but it wasn't that bad and he doesn't have form in carrying on like a dickhead.

Warner on the other hand has been a tosser since day one.

 

[Timbo]

I've never understood blokes like this - what good does he possibly think is going to come from it?

I used to play with a bloke like this. One day he got out LB and didn't like it - I was the non striker and it was smashing middle and off halfway up - and started carrying on at the umpire, calling him f**king this and f**king that. We had to lock him in his car until he calmed down. Then he couldn't understand why he was suspended for two weeks by the association.

Davey will come out and say he says what he believes and the injustice of it all if/when he cops a fine or suspension.

 

[hineyrulz]

Sounds like Davey needs a time out on his couch watching telly on his OLED.

 

[TheParraboy]

On Warners twitter account



David Warner‏Verified account@davidwarner31 10h10 hours ago




A great day today, 9 down and 1 to go. Well bowled @mstarc56 and to our bowlers for grinding it out. A very good

by Markram

No love for Quinton???

 

[TheParraboy]

I've never understood blokes like this - what good does he possibly think is going to come from it?

I used to play with a bloke like this. One day he got out LB and didn't like it - I was the non striker and it was smashing middle and off halfway up - and started carrying on at the umpire, calling him f**king this and f**king that. We had to lock him in his car until he calmed down. Then he couldn't understand why he was suspended for two weeks by the association.

Davey will come out and say he says what he believes and the injustice of it all if/when he cops a fine or suspension.

I hope you gave him a gobfull as you were down the other end (the batsman not the umpire)

when your own team mate gives you a reality check usually your eating humble pie