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Wouldn't be dead for quids!
Date: 27 June, 2011.
Venue: Railway Hotel, somewhere in Queensland.
Possie: Bar stool.
Counter meal: $4.99 roast.
Beer: $4.50/schooner
Barmaid: Rachel. Calls me "darlin'" and makes sure I have a schooner in front of me.
Entertainment: Rugby league on a big TV screen. Sound turned down.
Result: Saints whip Manly's arse.
Opening scene:
I walked two kilometres to the Railway Hotel. I ditched Foxsports some months earlier, gone are the days of flicking through 100 channels. Sure, I originally got Fox for the league and when I couldn't go to the game. But no amount of home comforts could make up for the atmosphere of being there, and the TV commentary just ruined it.
"Would you like the sound turned up?"
"No thanks!"
So I went back to my roots, the pub. It's the best of all worlds - rugby league, people and counter meals.
The pre-match roast:
No, not the type of roast where party recipients are given a hard time by an unforgiving audience. This was an actual counter meal, roast pork. The peas and corn are naturally cooked to buggery, the crackling was only just edible and the potatoes and pumpkin were mashed in with what
looked like apple sauce. The pork itself was kind of rubbery. PERFECT!
"Another schooner darlin'?"
"Won't say no..."
A meal made for a king. But I definitely needed something to wash it down.
By now my loose change and small notes were on the bar. Rachel the barmaid had already become an integral part of my home entertainment system, so it's only small leap for her to become my financial controller as well. After one schooner, I left the handling of all future transactions in her capable hands.
Kick off:
"I hate that Matai."
Some bloke down the bar reminds me I'm not at home. By now there were about a dozen people in attendance. A woman commented on the pink jerseys and pink football boots. It was the NRL's 'Women in League' charity round.
"If I said to you 20 years ago that football players would be wearing pink boots one day, you'd call me mad..."
"20 years ago they didn't let women into this pub..."
Chuckles all round but the young-ish lady up the back was right. Times have changed, for the better.
Despite having very little ball, Saints grabbed a 12-0 lead. Then... five minutes before the break, the whole room looked on in amazement as the St George defence held Manly out for 20, 30, 40 tackles! The Manly side got repeat sets, chucking everything at the goal line... but to no avail.
The TV pops up an impressive statistic:
"TACKLES MADE IN LAST FIVE MINUTES: STG 40 - MAN 1"
"Wow!"
I clapped.
Rachel got me another beer.
Second half:
By now the camps were set. Supporters had declared their allegiances. The cross table debate encouraged a frank exchange of views over the legitimacy of the scoreline, the parentage of certain players and the performance of the referees.
It wasn't long before Manly struck back with a kick and a set move that saw fullback Brett Stewart dive over to score. At 12-6 it was game on!
"That's the turning point... we're coming to get ya!"
That was some fella in the corner. But he couldn't be heard minutes later when Manly kicked out on the full from a line drop out. Gift two points, 14-6.
But Manly fought back. In the 60th minute they were making good yards. First tackle, second tackle, third tackle, fourth tackle, fifth tackle, sixth tackle... putting in a beaut kick on the seventh. Hang on... the seventh!? Yes, the referee lost count. For the record, it was a great kick and Saints were forced to defend. But again, the goal line defence was rock-solid.
The match culminated in two more tries to Saints, including a sensational 90-metre effort from Jamie Soward, thus ending proceedings on the big screen.
"Another one?"
"Alas, no... have work tomorrow..."
Full time:
I donned my scarf in readiness for the brisk walk back home. Outside I was greeted by a stiff winter breeze, it looked like rain. But I could still taste the counter meal and smell the beer soaked bar. I could hear Rachel's nasal tones and the chatter of the Railway Hotel were strangers became friends for an evening. The victory witnessed on the big silent screen was icing on the cake.
Wouldn't be dead for quids.
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