2017 World Cup Thread

[Bazal]

That's what happens when you leave Telnet running.

Is that the Tel Aviv version of Skynet?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

It's the unencrypted version of SSH.

 

[Bazal]

Same Sex Holacracy?

 

[84 Baby]

I thought up a great joke but I can never ever tell it to anyone even on an Internet forum. It’s very dark, mildly racist and definitely way too soon even for one of the events it only vaguely represents. I reckon all of you should hang your heads in shame for even wondering whether you would laugh at it

 

[Bazal]

I thought up a great joke but I can never ever tell it to anyone even on an Internet forum. It’s very dark, mildly racist and definitely way too soon even for one of the events it only vaguely represents. I reckon all of you should hang your heads in shame for even wondering whether you would laugh at it

Wondering? I'm laughing at it already!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I feel terrible. I just want to assure people it's not my go.

 

[84 Baby]

Well all this Syrian talk reminds me when I was a (REDACTED) usher and I saw a potentially Muslim man looking dodgy and trying to sneak in. I yelled to him “this is for September 11”....



And pointed to his ticket stub and said “today’s the 10th” and apologies for yelling but (REDACTED) can be very loud

 

[84 Baby]

Why didn’t i redact the Muslim man part?!? Stupid stupid stupid

But yeah the redacted part is fairly wrong and doesn’t really add to the story

 

[84 Baby]

FFS can someone put my son back to sleep?

 

[Twizzle]

And now where’s my original f**king post about being in Damascus and giving it to merkins gone?

TWIZZLE! :fist shaking emoji:

this one ?

Dear AFP,

Please note I’m not actually in Damascus.

Kabul is much nicer this time of year

you had a man look

 

[Gary Gutful]

Does this mean that Twizzle is a woman?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Love the names of some of the USA Rugby League teams.

 

[84 Baby]

this one ?



you had a man look

There was a 3rd one. And it was the important one. It may have solved time travel

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[Gary Gutful]

...and my favourite players are Mike Sexauer and Jon St John.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

FFS can someone put my son back to sleep?

Drunk commentating rulez!!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

There was a 3rd one. And it was the important one. It may have solved time travel

Maybe your future self realised that we aren't ready for such knowledge and travelled back in time to delete it.

 

[84 Baby]

Drunk commentating rulez!!

He was pretty sloshed and telling shit jokes about being an usher. Seeing how he’s a toddler though, it’s probably more an indictment on me

Maybe your future self realised that we aren't ready for such knowledge and travelled back in time to delete it.

TBH I don’t see that as a possibility. I’m more the type to go even further into the past to share the secret

 

[Gronk]

Tonga added

We reveal the national squads as they are named for the 2017 Rugby League World Cup, starting later this month.

Australia

Reagan Campbell-Gillard*, Will Chambers, Boyd Cordner (vc), Cooper Cronk, Josh Dugan, Tyson Frizell, Dane Gagai, Matt Gillett, Wade Graham, Valentine Holmes, Ben Hunt, Felise Kaufusi, David Klemmer, Josh McGuire, James Maloney, Josh Mansour*, Jordan McLean, Michael Morgan, Cameron Munster, Billy Slater, Cameron Smith (c), Jake Trbojevic, Tom Trbojevic, Aaron Woods
*Reagan Campbell-Gillard was a late inclusion for Andrew Fifita, Josh Mansour was a late inclusion for Darius Boyd

New Zealand

Roger Tuivasa-Sheck, Martin Taupau, Jordan Rapana, Gerard Beale, Dean Whare, Brad Takairangi, Thomas Leuluai, Isaac Liu, Shaun Johnson, Adam Blair (c), Danny Levi, Kodi Nikorima, Elijah Taylor, Simon Mannering, Russell Packer, Peta Hiku, Jason Nightingale, Te Maire Martin, Joseph Tapine, Nelson Asofa-Solomona, Kenny Bromwich, Jared Waerea-Hargreaves, Dallin Watene-Zelezniak, Addin Fonua-Blake

England

Due Monday October 9

Samoa

TBC

Tonga

Andrew Fifita, Mahe Fonua, David Fusitu'a, Siliva Havilli, Ata Hingano, Will Hopoate,Konrad Hurrell,Michael Jennings, Solomone Kata, Sione Katoa, Samisoni Langi, Tuimoala Lolohea, Sika Manu, Manu Ma'u, Sam Moa, Ben Murdoch Masila, Joe Ofahengaue, Tevita Pangai Jnr, Ukuma Ta'ai, Sio Siua Taukieaho, Jason Taumalolo, Peni Terepo, Daniel Tupou, Manu Vatuvei

Papua New Guinea

Ase Boas, David Mead, Enock Maki, Garry Lo, James Segeyaro, Justin Olam, Kato Ottio, Kurt Baptiste, Lachlan Lam, Luke Page, Moses Meninga, Nene MacDonald, Nixon Put, Paul Aiton, Rhys Martin, Rod Griffin, Stanton Albert, Stargroth Amean, Thompson Teteh, Wartovo Puara Jnr, Wellington Albert, Watson Boas, Willie Minoga

Italy

Daniel Alvaro, Mirco Bergamasco, Nathan Brown, Christopher Calegari, Jake Campagnolo, Terry Campese, Justin Castellaro, Geole Cellurino, Chris Centrone, Mason Cerruto, Ryan Ghietti, Oliver Gildart, Jaume Giorgis, Gavin Hiscox, Jack Johns, Richard Lepori, Josh Mantellato, Mark Minichiello (c), Nathan Milone, Giuseppe Pagani, Ricardo Parata, Dean Parata, Emanuelle Passera, Eduardo Pezzano, Keiran Quabba, Joel Reithmuller, Brendan Santi, James Tedesco, Joel Tramontana, Paul Vaughan, Jayden Walker, Colin Wilkie, Shannon Wakeman

Fiji

Due Saturday October 7

Wales

Due Tuesday October 10

Scotland

Due Tuesday October 10

USA

Jonathan Taylor Alley, Ryan Burroughs, Charles 'CJ' Cortalano, Joseph Eichner, Bureta Faraimo, Gabriel Farley, Kristian Freed, Daniel Howard, Stephen Howard, Martwain Johnston, Andrew Kneisly, Corey Makelim, Fotukava 'Hiko' Malu, David Marando, Nicholas Newlin, Mark Offerdahl, Edward Pettybourne, Joshua Rice, Matthew Shipway, Samuel Tochtermann-Talbott, David Ulch, Taioalo Junior Vaivai, Matthew Walsh

France

Bastien Ader, Olivier Arnaud, Lucas Albert, Jason Baitieri, William Barthau, Guillaume Bonnet, Julian Bousquet, Clement Boyer, Damien Cardace, Nabil Djalout, Theo Fages, John Boudebza, Benjamin Garcia, Maxime Herold, Benjamin Jullien, Thibault Margalet, Anthony Maria, Hakim Miloudi, Mark Keirallah, Roman Navarette, Eloi Pelissier, Mickael Rouch, Gadwin Springer, Fouad Yaha

Lebanon

TBC

Ireland

TBC

All squads due by Friday October 13, with the tournament to kick off in Melbourne on Friday October 27 when Australia takes on England.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

He was pretty sloshed and telling shit jokes about being an usher. Seeing how he’s a toddler though, it’s probably more an indictment on me.

I don't want to get all judgy mate but I think you want to nip that stuff in the bud. If you don't then one of these days you'll come home to find him passed out on the floor and realise to your horror that he's left nothing for you.