2019 ASHES: 1st Test Australia v England, Edgbaston Aug 1-5

[Twizzle]

 

[The Mad Hatter]

The Admiral is going to go down with the ship.

 

[hineyrulz]

So we have picked 2 offies in an English test??? Is this the SCG in the 80"s?

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

Considering our bowling is the only thing that keeps us competitive it makes sense to pick Siddle... batsmen’s must have been getting embarrassed and the space cadet wanted to even the playing field.. haha

 

[hineyrulz]

The Admiral is going to go down with the ship.

He's been going down on someone.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Locky thinks Shittle is a good selection, just let that sink in for a moment.......


Oh and Matty Wade LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

I'm ok with Wade. He's made a shitload of runs and there's really no one of class you can say he's keeping out.

Shittle though...... f**k me. England must be quaking in the boots at the prospect of facing 130km short of a length vegan pies.

Justin Langer needs to lay off the f**king hashish and put his shoes back on.

 

[Twizzle]

 

[Hutty1986]

I reckon Siddle might go okay tbh. The real weakness is our batting.

 

[Bazal]

Locky thinks Shittle is a good selection, just let that sink in for a moment.......

Realistically, are you shocked?

He has the IQ of a stunted tree

 

[Twizzle]

 

[King hit]

Locky thinks Shittle is a good selection, just let that sink in for a moment.......


Oh and Matty Wade LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

The vicderps love em

 

[Matt23]

And Dar is one the umpires

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Breaking news : Pattinson injured in prematch interview, standing around.

 

[hineyrulz]

I'm ok with Wade. He's made a shitload of runs and there's really no one of class you can say he's keeping out.

Shittle though...... f**k me. England must be quaking in the boots at the prospect of facing 130km short of a length vegan pies.

Justin Langer needs to lay off the f**king hashish and put his shoes back on.

Who has Wade been scoring his runs against??? Shitty Shield attacks and then belting up on County pie throwers. In the game against some decent bowlers he shit himself as usual.

 

[Bazal]

I reckon Siddle might go okay tbh. The real weakness is our batting.

The problem is "ok" is about the best you can hope for.

Starc and Hazlewood are "ok" at their worst just about. And Jackson Bird carved the Shield up and is basically our version of Stuart Broad, can't even get in the squad...

Siddle. FFS.

 

[hineyrulz]

Realistically, are you shocked?

He has the IQ of a stunted tree

So he still has the selectors covered??

 

[lockyno1]

I couldn't care what form he's in. On no planet is he anywhere close to the quality of Hazlewood and Starc.

Even when those two aren't at their best, they're still comfortably better than Shittle.

Starc is in terrible red ball form

 

[lockyno1]

Unleash the Admiral

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Who has Wade been scoring his runs against??? Shitty Shield attacks and then belting up on County pie throwers. In the game against some decent bowlers he shit himself as usual.

He's the best of a farily shit bunch. I honestly don't see anyone that could do much better in the position.

The Shittle selection is different. There are two guys left out that I reckon 99 people out of 100 hundred would consider superior, petty state differences aside.

 

[jargan83]

Look at the positives lads, no Mitch Marsh on the team sheet.