2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[Pete Cash]

If we are honest its a miracle we have retained the ashes with how often 3 and 4 have been exposed to the new ball this series. Australians of old would have crumbled. We have been damn lucky

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Mary > Graham Hick

Gotta factor in being bald though, that might tip it more in Hick's favour

 

[Pete Cash]

Unbelievable that we have to pretend to be asleep already

I would have thought my sheets could have remained a bit dry until 5.30 pm tomorrow but here we are

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

If Smiff makes runs again and ensures a series victory then personally I believe I have no option but to catch the next flight over to London and suck him off

 

[jargan83]

I would have thought my sheets could have remained a bit dry until 5.30 pm tomorrow but here we are

I popped into K-Mart last night and bought a mattress protector.

 

[butchmcdick]

Looked like he missed it.

Sonny Bill hit it first

That was the noise

 

[Pete Cash]

anyways guys im in bed having a good sleep so i have no idea whats going on

 

[hineyrulz]

This Curran looks like Craig Williams grandson.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Who does this Curran kid bowl like?

His action is a dead ringer for a past leftie but can't think exactly who

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Who does this Curran kid bowl like?

His action is a dead ringer for a past leftie but can't think exactly who

Ryan Sidebottom

 

[Desert Qlder]

Who does this Curran kid bowl like?

His action is a dead ringer for a past leftie but can't think exactly who

Mike Whitney

 

[hineyrulz]

Who does this Curran kid bowl like?

His action is a dead ringer for a past leftie but can't think exactly who

A pasty white and really slow untalented Wasim Akram.

 

[some11]

I'm on Carlsberg Elephants, they taste like shit but make it easier to watch this team play.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Lol, did Andrew f**king Strauss receive a Knighthood? Since when?

Hahahahahaha

 

[hineyrulz]

Lol, did Andrew f**king Strauss receive a Knighthood? Since when?

Hahahahahaha

For being bald and South African.

 

[Haffa]

Curran looks younger than my 4 year old. Did he sneak out of daycare?

 

[Pete Cash]

Lol, did Andrew f**king Strauss receive a Knighthood? Since when?

Hahahahahaha

Him and Boycott are getting one. Boycott because he was the last prime ministers favourite cricketer and she just decided to put him forward for honours on the way out because she doesn't give a shit anymore.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

These English merkins hand out Knighthoods like f**king lollipops

Oh you managed to wipe your own arse and flush the toilet? Bow down and let me touch you with my sword

 

[Desert Qlder]

Get excited poms, only two foot outside.

 

[some11]

Curran looks younger than my 4 year old. Did he sneak out of daycare?

Haha I was gonna say last night the kid looks like Chucky.

Imagine him and Leach out on the town.