2020 R14 Fri - Eels 12-14 Dragons @ Bankwest

[Rhino_NQ]

The players give mary a wig as a parting gift when they have actually reinacted the prank at the end of the jackass movie and its actually made out of their pubes

 

[Smack]

Hey Mary! Think Fast!

 

[This Year?]

Reckon Julia Campbell-Gillard will ditch his skirt ?

Reckon Maika Sivo will try and headbutt Corey Normans face in again?

Reckon Fake Blerguson will do a few backflips?

Reckon Shaun Lines will be running Lanes?

Reckon Whining Matterson will resurrect some respect after being knocked senseless?

Reckon Nathan Brown will stop being a poorer, fatter, angrier, slower, dopier, version of the REAL Nathan Brown - as he always has been and always will likely be?

Jools look at moiiiiiii will be wearing the biggest heels she can find with 33 other sluts at the biggest party wankbest has ever seen!
The stage is set, the lights go down low....
Then enter her highness Queen Mary!

 

[hineyrulz]

Saints to send Mary out a winner in the last ever Bald off!!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

With norman at the wheel i cant.see anything but lols from the dragons with lomax and dufty.pulling something individual out of their asses to put some points on

 

[shear_joy9]

Just for laughs I hope the dragons give McGregor a comb as a parting gift.

 

[Bazal]

I'm unsure if the sense of impending doom I have about this game is the natural sense of impending doom I have about every game, as an Eels fan, or if some bald witchery is about to happen

 

[OzDragon]

I'm unsure if the sense of impending doom I have about this game is the natural sense of impending doom I have about every game, as an Eels fan, or if some bald witchery is about to happen

Look at the record you have over us. That'll make you feel better

 

[84 Baby]

I can feel the eels putting in a last ditch effort to save Mary

 

[Bazal]

Look at the record you have over us. That'll make you feel better

Mate this is Parramatta. Our record is one of abject failure...

 

[This Year?]

I'm at work and have 1 eye on the thread and on kayo.
Should have called in sick and got drunker than a bald man at a post match function.

 

[OzDragon]

Our record is one of abject failure...

Don't you appropriate our culture!

 

[THE CHAMP]

Sterling just put Nathan Brown in the Ray Price class.

Ffs that’ll do me

 

[Bazal]

Don't you appropriate our culture!

You've won a premiership since perms were fashionable don't you dare tell me failure is your culture!

 

[hineyrulz]

Watch us shit the bed, nothing surer.

 

[Bazal]

Sterling just put Nathan Brown in the Ray Price class.

Ffs that’ll do me

I dunno, I think Sterlo is on the money.

Both tireless workers. Both lead by example. Importantly, both are absolute raving lunatics.

 

[ParraEelsNRL]

Watch us shit the bed, nothing surer.

I have that same feeling ....

 

[OzDragon]

You've won a premiership since perms were fashionable don't you dare tell me failure is your culture!

Win a couple of spoons and all of a sudden you're king of the shit

It's not fair. We suck too

 

[Bazal]

Win a couple of spoons and all of a sudden you're king of the shit

It's not fair. We suck too

1986 bruv

 

[hineyrulz]

I have that same feeling ....

It’s what they do to us.