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2021 Rabbitohs Rumours, Signings And News

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A moon boot on his thumb?

Given all his so called injuries the club is sure he has (and busy telling every other club about) I’m surprised he can get up in the morning.

Had a hysterectomy or some liposuction three seasons ago is probably the latest.

Mr Miller, it’s a pity the Sharks couldn’t send in Morris to sign him, he’d be signed by now.

Fitz is the most hated coach in the comp and he hasn’t even started. Obviously the scent of death he picked up at the Roosters. He washes and washes and can’t scrub it off. He’s too far gone.

My question is what can Kev can bring to the table ( apart from cash) to win him over. Some kind of gift from Queensland, he can take it home to Botany, put it on his mantelpiece as a reminder of the offer.

We all know Kev will need a translator during the lunch so he can be understood in English. So the gift has to be something unique. It can’t be his usual animal roadkill he reserves for big signings. Fifita wasn’t impressed that there was still fur in his pumpkin scones.

And may it please God, Morris to Tigers by round 10!
 
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Given all his so called injuries the club is sure he has (and busy telling every other club about) I’m surprised he can get up in the morning.

Had a hysterectomy or some liposuction three seasons ago is probably the latest.

Mr Miller, it’s a pity the Sharks couldn’t send in Morris to sign him, he’d be signed by now.

Fitz is the most hated coach in the comp and he hasn’t even started. Obviously the scent of death he picked up at the Roosters. He washes and washes and can’t scrub it off.

My question is what can Kev can bring to the table ( apart from cash) to win him over. Some kind of gift from Queensland, he can take it home to Botany, put it on his mantelpiece as a reminder of the offer.

We all know Kev will need a translator during the lunch so he can be understood in English. So the gift has to be something unique. It can’t be his usual animal roadkill he reserves for big signings. Fifita wasn’t impressed that there was still fur in his pumpkin scones.
Kev is really really smart. Probably offer him Qld origin no.7.

On Fitz, get a load of the SMH article with Reno singing his praises. Frankly I’m a bit over all these BS reports and PC comments from players
 

Mad Bunny

Juniors
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Possibility Trav eg: gagai maybe cody will be kicking id say benji to #7 and now with our last games shocking injury toll lets hope the boys knuckle down and bring it to the storm next Thursday night and win head down and tails up so to speak im pumped up already lol.
 

Travitoh

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In 2016 Cody kicked 10 of 12 (83%). Cook also kicked in 2016 at 88% (7/8).
Benji is easily the most experienced, kicking 416 of 584 (71%) across his career, though 2013 was the last time he was a regular kicker.
Gagai has kicked 8 of 12 (67%) for Souths.

Gagai is the most recent option and has done the job ahead of Cody and Cook in the past. M'Bye was kicking at 67% ahead of Benji at Wests so make of that what you will.

Dean Hawkins is currently kicking at 75% in reserve grade as their first choice option. Kicked 11 of 12 (91%) in 2019 and 57 from 80 (71%) in 2018. Despite being in reserve grade, appears to be the best option for the job should he start Friday imo.
 
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Team Renno Official

Team Renno has to put a stop to the Brisbane Bid.

All agents need to be on the alert.

Assuming Kevvie is flying down on Bronco Air, we should be able to check arrivals at Mascot and have a couple of unmarked cars tail him to his hotel.

Hes sure to be escorted by plain clothes Roosters officials so everybody should be high alert for counter surveillance:

Renno cyber experts have hacked kevvies cell phone and revealed the following conversation;

Kev: Da de dum, one roast chicken for the flight, 2 x six pack of Cairns bitter, two fake lucky kangaroo paws, dead possum stew extract, one genuine Queensland banana and a SeaWorld souvenir spatula.

Tallis: the contract, did you bring the contract?

Kev: A handshake Gordy, that’s all we need.

Tallis: We got this Kev, and while we are talking, I love you.

Kev: thanks Gordy, I know. Sorry mate, Nick on the line regarding security arrangements. Brwwfth!

Keep your eyes peeled lads. Never Say Die.
 
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I genuinely LOLed at this!

Thanks. Trying to grab some last minute distractions in this horrific death spiral.

A little play from @Miller was a legend insight.

Lol at Renno “ Fitzgibbon says all the right things”

I wouldn’t want to walk into that club, sloshing through the blood and gore. Hannah is the meat in the sandwich the poor lonely scrote.

As far as Team Renno is concerned, Sharks it’s a “watch and act”

No offence to Madge, but Wests Tigers should have signed Morris the moment his mum went on Facebook.

People put Mrs Morris down, but I think she is bloody terrific. Noelene Piggins type.
 
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Rabbits20

Immortal
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Wayne Bennett said in the presser after the titans press conference that he wanted to blood taafe that week but he wasn't ready. Early mail says taafe starts at 7 next week. I would personally prefer Hawkins as I think taafe needs to spend the year in NSW cup.
Heard on Rabbitohs Radio Ta’affe has a setback in his recovery with some more pain he’s not gonna be ready for another 3 weeks and he’s on a development contract so isn’t eligible to play yet anyway.
 

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