1. Dylan Edwards - he’s alright
2. Charlie Staines - backup to Taylan May, who is a coward who attacks people from behind for no reason
3. Izack Tago - nobody
4. Stephen Crichton - smuggest arsehole in the game. Wanker.
5. Brian To’o - legitimate good guy. No idea why he plays for this scum team
6. Jarome Luai - dirty piece of shit. Sneaky elbows, gamesmanship, he can do it all. Throws gang signs every chance he gets.
7. Nathan Cleary - dirtiest halfback in the game
8. Moses Leota - unhinged lunatic. Favourite move is a cowardly forearm to the back of the head.
9. Api Koroisau - a sneaky kick here, a sly punch there.
10. James Fisher-Harris - Up there with JWH and NAS as the dirtiest thug in the game
11. Viliame Kikau - diving cheap shot merchant
12. Liam Martin - one of the dirtiest players in the game
13. Isaah Yeo - hard worker, he’s alright
14. Mitch Kenny - try hard wannabe thug.
15. Scott Sorensen - journeyman. Not much bad to say.
16. Spencer Leniu - legitimate psychopath
17. Jaemon Salmon - weak gutted dog person
Coach: Ivan Cleary - backstabbing smug arsehole responsible for the negative gameplan that is destroying rugby league.
This is who we are meant to celebrate? This team of f**king dickheads? No thanks. #NotMyPremiers