2022 GF | PREMIERS - Penrith 28-12 Parramatta @ Accor

[hineyrulz]

1. Dylan Edwards - he’s alright
2. Charlie Staines - backup to Taylan May, who is a coward who attacks people from behind for no reason
3. Izack Tago - nobody
4. Stephen Crichton - smuggest arsehole in the game. Wanker.
5. Brian To’o - legitimate good guy. No idea why he plays for this scum team
6. Jarome Luai - dirty piece of shit. Sneaky elbows, gamesmanship, he can do it all. Throws gang signs every chance he gets.
7. Nathan Cleary - dirtiest halfback in the game
8. Moses Leota - unhinged lunatic. Favourite move is a cowardly forearm to the back of the head.
9. Api Koroisau - a sneaky kick here, a sly punch there.
10. James Fisher-Harris - Up there with JWH and NAS as the dirtiest thug in the game
11. Viliame Kikau - diving cheap shot merchant
12. Liam Martin - one of the dirtiest players in the game
13. Isaah Yeo - hard worker, he’s alright

14. Mitch Kenny - try hard wannabe thug.
15. Scott Sorensen - journeyman. Not much bad to say.
16. Spencer Leniu - legitimate psychopath
17. Jaemon Salmon - weak gutted dog person

Coach: Ivan Cleary - backstabbing smug arsehole responsible for the negative gameplan that is destroying rugby league.

This is who we are meant to celebrate? This team of f**king dickheads? No thanks. #NotMyPremiers

Vintage Skeepe.

 

[isaiah]

I felt a draft, then I closed the Parramatta premiership window

yes, papalii and the hooker are gone now, any others?

 

[Colk]

yes, papalii and the hooker are gone now, any others?

Isn’t Niukore and a few other forwards going as well?

 

[Munky]

To @Hindy Rulz @Bazal @hindy111

Commiserations, your team team ran straight into the black wall (racist?)

To @Someone2 and @wittyfan suck a chin.

 

[Pantherjim.]

Look at Greg Alexander grinning like he didn't abandon the Panthers for the Warriors

Oh FFS, he played 1 season for them. Do you think it might have been because he lost his Brother in a car accident and needed a sea change for the psychological scarring?

 

[nöyd]

Can only play as well as your opponents allow, that was near perfect from Penrith.

Congrats to them and their fans

 

[AdelaideSharky]

Dumb Queenslanders

Always said they weren't the brightest bulbs in the box.

 

[AdelaideSharky]

Oh FFS, he played 1 season for them. Do you think it might have been because he lost his Brother in a car accident and needed a sea change for the psychological scarring?

He played two seasons for the Warriors before returning to Penrith for the 1997 Super League season.

 

[BxTom]

Should be a whole lot of second hand Eels jumpers flooding the markets in the next couple of weeks...

 

[hineyrulz]

We won the second half!!

 

[mongoose]

1. Dylan Edwards - he’s alright
2. Charlie Staines - backup to Taylan May, who is a coward who attacks people from behind for no reason
3. Izack Tago - nobody
4. Stephen Crichton - smuggest arsehole in the game. Wanker.
5. Brian To’o - legitimate good guy. No idea why he plays for this scum team
6. Jarome Luai - dirty piece of shit. Sneaky elbows, gamesmanship, he can do it all. Throws gang signs every chance he gets.
7. Nathan Cleary - dirtiest halfback in the game
8. Moses Leota - unhinged lunatic. Favourite move is a cowardly forearm to the back of the head.
9. Api Koroisau - a sneaky kick here, a sly punch there.
10. James Fisher-Harris - Up there with JWH and NAS as the dirtiest thug in the game
11. Viliame Kikau - diving cheap shot merchant
12. Liam Martin - one of the dirtiest players in the game
13. Isaah Yeo - hard worker, he’s alright

14. Mitch Kenny - try hard wannabe thug.
15. Scott Sorensen - journeyman. Not much bad to say.
16. Spencer Leniu - legitimate psychopath
17. Jaemon Salmon - weak gutted dog person

Coach: Ivan Cleary - backstabbing smug arsehole responsible for the negative gameplan that is destroying rugby league.

This is who we are meant to celebrate? This team of f**king dickheads? No thanks. #NotMyPremiers

Eels

1-17: Bald

Coach: Brad Arthur - bald

 

[Nerd]

Always said they weren't the brightest bulbs in the box.

But somehow still won yet another Origin series.

 

[pantherz9103]

The world’s Number 1 Rugby League club!!! Back to Back premierships and winning all 4 Grades as well as the Minor Premiership and the NRL State Championship

 

[Sphagnum]

To @Hindy Rulz @Bazal @hindy111

Commiserations, your team team ran straight into the black wall (racist?)

To @Someone2 and @wittyfan suck a chin.

You including @hindy111 in that broke my brain

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Should be a whole lot of second hand Eels jumpers flooding the markets in the next couple of weeks...

As new condition!

 

[Munky]

As new condition!

Quite a few tag dags tonight you reckon?

 

[some11]

The world’s Number 1 Rugby League club!!! Back to Back premierships and winning all 4 Grades as well as the Minor Premiership and the NRL State Championship

I don't recall Melbourne achieving any of this.

 

[stryker]

Congrats to Penrith. Been the best team for the past 3 years, proving it twice. Will be the best team for a couple more yet.
Commiserations Parra. Nothing you could do. Better than 14 other teams this year.
Bring on the WC.

 

[BxTom]

As new condition!

Only worn once by a little old lady on a Sunday!

 

[hineyrulz]

Eels

1-17: Bald

Coach: Brad Arthur - bald

Eels fanbase - Baldest