I have just been informed the Australian Rugby League team will be hosting a 3 match test series against the Inuit tribes of the Arctic, Australian selection will begin when they work out those with Pacific Islander heritage feel like being an Australian for a few weeks, many Polynesian players have also expressed interest in playing for the Inuit’s if the price was right, the series starts in December, the AFL are said to be green with envy
The Inuit tribes made history recently when it was revealed one of the tribe watched a RL game many, many years ago or knew someone who had, this set in motion an invitation to play in the RLWC of which they are on the 3rd line of betting along side Gaza.
It has also been confirmed Milli Vanilli will spearhead the HT entertainment, the singing/dancing duo will lip sync ‘Simply The Best’ they also expressed interest in taking the field as players if an opportunity presented, Milli said he would love the opportunity to play ‘Hooker’ while Vanilli expressed interest in playing as his wingman’ but it is unclear if either of them know what the role entails.
*Update*
The Inuit tribes are now second favourite for the World Cup replacing Australia on the second line of betting, a remarkable feat considering the Inuit tribes have never played a game before.
Vatican City have also firmed in betting markets, instead of doing a NZ style Haka Vatican City give a 45 minute sermon, this puts their opponents to sleep giving the Vatican a distinct advantage.
Regards, Intentcity.