2nd Ashes Test: Australia v England D/N @ Adelaide 16-20, 2021

[AlwaysGreen]

Marcus Harris is a spud. However, he's not selecting himself, the real fools are the selectors.

 

[_snafu_]

It’s like Hook persistently selecting Corey Norman despite Norman bringing nothing to the table.

 

[hineyrulz]

12 tests @ an average of 22, what more proof do you need to see he’s a f**king lemon?? George Bailey lol how did he land the gig?? Being a good bloke??? Well it is the Langer era.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

It's like Ricky picking Jarrod Croker every f**king week.

Actually wouldn't surprise me if Croker and Harris were brothers sired by the same bald man.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Buttler f**king around like an old mole out there. Go the tonk son

 

[TheParraboy]

Rogan Josh Buttler gonna make us pay for all of his dropped catches me thinks

And at the other end we have
Lord Roger Woakes the 8th of Warwickshire , who is prepared for battle and century bound to confirm his greatness

 

[jargan83]

It’s like Hook persistently selecting Corey Norman despite Norman bringing nothing to the table.

Maybe Corey Norman was hitting them well in the nets.

It's the only logical explanation.

 

[hineyrulz]

Buttler f**king around like an old mole out there. Go the tonk son

It just ain’t test cricket, FFS!!

 

[Bazal]

FFS is this not over yet? The run rate is under 2!

Pick it up or get out, this is TEST F**KEN CRICKET

 

[TheParraboy]

2nd new ball

All over red rover

Aust 2-0

 

[mozza91]

It took me about 10 minutes to realise Hayden wasn’t commentating by himself.

 

[_snafu_]

Jos Pujara.

 

[Eelectrica]

Don't they know the BBL is on soon. FFS gonna miss the BBL again at this rate.

 

[_snafu_]

VVS Buttler

 

[herbert henry1908]

what was it ?

Stance a little too open, trying to avoid the LBW and leaving off stump exposed

 

[AlwaysGreen]

John Snow and Ray Illingworth would have knocked these runs off and be onto their 4th schooner by now.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Anyone still got complaints about Jhhhiiiyyyyeee?

 

[Bazal]

Somewhere, in a shallow suburban storm drain, a deeply inebriated former Australian opening bat just started screaming about peaches of cherries of jaffas without really knowing why

 

[hineyrulz]

Onya Jyyyyyyyyheeeee!!!

 

[Eelectrica]

Somewhere, in a shallow suburban storm drain, a deeply inebriated former Australian opening bat just started screaming about peaches of cherries of jaffas without really knowing why

I like peaches and cherries