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2nd ASHES TEST: @ Lords Jun 28 - Jul 2nd, 2023

Sphagnum

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Great Ashes theatre. Just another in a long list of reasons why Test Cricket is the best and letting a bunch of short sighted greedy merkins ruin it for that awful twenty/20 nonsense will be an absolute tragedy. 2 tests down and all three results on the table at the start of day 5 in both games. The best.
 

yobbo84

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OK proper rant time.

Remember when Virat Kohli, while fielding, told the Indians in the crowd to stop heckling Steve Smith? Now that was the spirit of cricket.

Five years later, these English crowds want to accuse Australia of being cheats 100 times a day, publicly make fun of Steve Smith's mental health, and Stuart Broad and the English team have hyped up the crowd and played off it. Then the MCC members, who write the rules of the game, abuse the Aussies for playing within said rules. Peak irony. Where are the strong words from McCullum and Stokes coming out against the MCC members?

They are more than happy to have the "laws of the game" apply to them when it suits but play the gate-keeping moral high-ground when it goes against them.

To then double-down on it and accuse Australia of not playing in the spirit of the game when the heat of the event has died down shows mental fragility and poor sportsmanship.

These blokes admitted to ball tampering with cough lollies and sunscreen the entire 2005 Ashes series and got Knighted for it. The Aussies copped the biggest suspensions for tampering in the history of the game, took their medicine, and they aren't willing to forgive or forget.

Remember when before the series, Broad came out and said the previous Ashes series loss felt "void" because of the bubble/isolation requirements? Then they "felt like they won" the first test? Now they are complaining about 1 wicket in a match where they won the toss, sent us in to bowl under cloudy conditions, conceded 400, then got to bat in bright sunshine and threw all their wickets away when in a dominant position?

We haven't won there in 22 years, they move to all out aggression and are now 2-0 down in the series.

Perhaps they should start looking within.
 

Fangs

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I'm someone who has a problem with the mankad. The ball might be technically 'live' but it involves the non-striker. The punishment doesn't fit the crime and I'd like a rule change (Runs docked). We will probably see it start happening in this series now that England feel they have been robbed.

On the other hand I thought Bairstow ruling was fine. The ball was absolutely live, he sighted it and made a decision then had a huge brain fade. If that was an off-spinner and short leg threw down the stumps there would be no argument.

Starc likewise. Different scenario but it was a brain fade from an experienced player.
 

gUt

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Report: Have A Sook You Bloated Old Pommie f**khead

A report commissioned by the nation’s peak scientific body has found that the bloated old Pommie f**kheads in the Marylebone Cricket Club (MCC) that abused members of the Australian cricket team in their fancy room can have a f**king sook.

Earlier this morning local time, the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) published the short study which has since been ironically criticised by the MCC as being “classless”.

Speaking to The Advocate today, Professor Glen Rutman from the CSIRO explained that Alex Carey did nothing wrong and poor man’s James Graham needs to learn to ground his bat before he goes for a stroll up the wicket.


“Those old Poms in the long room at Lords, where do I even start,” he said.

“Imagine getting abused by some red-faced old goon that’s one big sneeze away from a stroke. They can go have a sook. It’s not like England are the moral high ground when it comes to everything. Stuart Broad embraces being called a cheat. If anyone on that team has earned the right to sling mud, it’s that Ben Stokes. He just said it wasn’t on but who cares,”

“He’s a Kiwi Gemini. He is a sook but he’s a tough sook. Mate, the Poms can learn a thing or two from Big Ben. Without him, they’d just be a Tongue and a Root.”

The Advocate reached out to the MCC for comment but they’re sleeping.

More to come.
 

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