2nd ODI India v Australia at Nagpur March 5th 2019

[Bazal]

Paddy gets the Earl of Rajkot.

Need to get Le Rat

 

[Bazal]

Not to worry. I reckon it's gonna be Finchy's day. He's making double figures, i can feel it in me waters.

I think we might be about to see one of the all time great Quiney's

 

[Hutty1986]

I think we might be about to see one of the all time great Quiney's

Glorious!

 

[Bazal]

No other man has ever been described as making a good nine. Bobby truly was a great

 

[Bazal]

Lol V-Rat having a tanty cos he's Patty's bitch

 

[yobbo84]

Sir Patrick.

 

[hineyrulz]

Taking Zampa out of the attack immediately after taking 2 (almost 3) wickets in an over has worked out well...

Ridiculous decision, just let Jadeja get his eye in against Maxwell.

Fat merkin captains as good as he bats.

 

[hineyrulz]

Paddy!!! You Beast!!

 

[yobbo84]

Can we send Cummins home now and wrap him in cotton wool for the WC and Ashes? He's too good

 

[yobbo84]

Could have had them for less than 200 with better bowler rotation

 

[hineyrulz]

250 might be enough on this deck,once we got them 6 down we should of went for the throat.

Instead captain Fatty played it safe and let them get another 80.

 

[gUt]

The plastic merkin reckons that Maxwell's bowling and Fatty's captaincy are great. Do you think he's got a geniused agenda?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

40 freakin ODI hundreds for Kholi.

That's a helluva effort.

 

[Bazal]

40 freakin ODI hundreds for Kholi.

That's a helluva effort.

Yeah but if he ever even had to face one over from John Snow he'd have immediately retired.

Still a full horse-blanket better than Bradman but

 

[jargan83]

Watch this mob get rolled for 200 or less.

 

[Bazal]

The plastic merkin reckons that Maxwell's bowling and Fatty's captaincy are great. Do you think he's got a geniused agenda?

I particularly like that his agendas are so important to him that he picks a World Cup XI without a frontline spinner, as someone who ALWAYS talks up spinners, so he can shoehorn D'Arcy Short and Riley Meredith in there and keep his bois Finch, Shit Show and StoinRig happy.

 

[mozza91]

How the f**k is this blokes action legal?

 

[vvvrulz]

Bahahahahaahaha no red ink for you today MS.

Came out nice and low too, where’s your World Cup ‘rescue promotion’?

Meanwhile Fatty and Uzzie hand over their wickets and the game is back on

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Stoinis choked the useless flop

 

[vvvrulz]

This is why I get furious with MS Stoinis; other than fapping to his idol behind the stumps there was no reason at all to go on the block and accumulate 26 off 42 with the RRR hovering around 7. This match should never have gone to the last over for a glory hit.

Get the job done, don’t be a hero you clown.